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Farmer-Rick

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24. What really happened......in TFG's voice

Reply to Nevilledog (Original post)

Wed Aug 10, 2022, 11:07 PM

Aug 2022

After stealing some very pricey secret papers from the junky White House and the American people, someone ratted me out to the DOJ and FBI in early June.

I told them I put a lock on the wet basement door and even showed them some pictures I got off the internet. Then after talking to them for months they did what they said they would do and took all the papers I was about to sell.

Damn it, I want that money. Give me back my stolen loot or I'll start a civil war.

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Trump confessing more details....let's translate [View all] Nevilledog Aug 2022 OP

No Don, you are going to jail...THEN...to hell. LakeArenal Aug 2022 #1

This is the LockPickingLawyer and I can open that Master lock in less than 5 seconds. . . TheBlackAdder Aug 2022 #20

Is confession good for the soul - even if you don't have one? dchill Aug 2022 #2

Alas, having a soul, I cannot answer that. Nevilledog Aug 2022 #4

Please proceed attacking the process and avoiding reasonable actions altogether, sir. Brainfodder Aug 2022 #3

Oooo, having just been reading a tribute to the B-52's here on DU... electric_blue68 Aug 2022 #13

Donny, you fucking shithead moron asshole. grumpyduck Aug 2022 #5

I can't wait until the real story comes out Raven123 Aug 2022 #6

Better make thhat "stories." soldierant Aug 2022 #19

No one should be tricked into believing a single word he says. Mr.Bill Aug 2022 #7

He says "early June" - but was it 2021 or 2022? FakeNoose Aug 2022 #8

It's bullshit. They would have taken everything then. They Meadowoak Aug 2022 #10

I wonder why he took those documents in the first place. Aussie105 Aug 2022 #9

To sell to the highest bidder. Meadowoak Aug 2022 #11

Exactly DENVERPOPS Aug 2022 #21

I think a lot of those docs had less to do with top secret stuff than e-mails, texts, burner phone machoneman Aug 2022 #15

My goodness, he took the bait. usonian Aug 2022 #12

Incredible they just can't stfu. SheltieLover Aug 2022 #14

Hey Trump, gab13by13 Aug 2022 #16

Go fuck yourself, Bloated Tick Aviation Pro Aug 2022 #17

Merde - a - Lardo is not a SCIF Aviation Pro Aug 2022 #18

What a dope. Firestorm49 Aug 2022 #22

A preemptive lie: he now has his story out first. Classic malignant narcissist. mn9driver Aug 2022 #23

What really happened......in TFG's voice Farmer-Rick Aug 2022 #24

We knew he had boxes he hadn't yet turned over. intheflow Aug 2022 #25