Desantis is doing his best to rewrite history.

[Solly Mack]

4. Because everyone knows that when Ponce de Leon landed in Florida he was given the deed to all the

land by the people already living there because they were just so in awe of Ponce de León's obvious superiority.

Same thing happened with Columbus.

All the people already inhabiting all these newly discovered places simply bowed down to the unquestionable superiority of the Europeans and happily said, "Here! Take everything! Including my life! Or I can always be your slave!".

Then everyone had turkey and dressing, with jellied cranberry sauce from the can, and fresh apple pie, hot from the oven.

Afterward, everyone watched Herschel Walker play football in-between writing checks for abortions.

American history - you gotta love it!