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162. Fettle the vangs

Tue Nov 6, 2012, 04:10 PM

Nov 2012

and ensure proper tension on the lazyjacks.

Remember plan and only splice the mainbrace after the submission of the round robin. The supercargo must not be allowed to escape without submitting to the Leader's authority.

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Fettle the vangs intaglio Nov 2012 #162

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Roger that. Over and out. n/t Jamastiene Nov 2012 #183

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How long do I have to hold this chicken between my knees? yoyossarian Nov 2012 #199

Plan Omicron mission accomplished! Congratulations, everyone, on a job well done!!! Zorra Nov 2012 #203

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Mission: Accomplished, Everyone MrScorpio Nov 2012 #206

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Sorry I'm late. Gold Metal Flake Nov 2012 #208

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