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Buns_of_Fire

(19,162 posts)
60. I think he should pull a King Canute...
Thu Nov 10, 2022, 06:42 AM
Nov 2022

Go stand on the beach and command the hurricane to go around him so his beautiful golden locks don't get wet.

(Yes, I know the story is apocryphal, and the real Canute was a pretty good leader. I just like the image of Lardass staggering back across the road, soaking wet, with seaweed hanging off him. )

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Please tell me this is true... BlueIdaho Nov 2022 #1
Well... Ohio Joe Nov 2022 #2
God, if you are listening... brer cat Nov 2022 #3
down with the ship... nt msongs Nov 2022 #4
If only. . . . FoxNewsSucks Nov 2022 #42
OK, I know a lot of good DUers live in the area. Coventina Nov 2022 #5
Mar-a-Lago is in a mandatory evacuation zone LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2022 #12
So that POS talking anus is going to endanger his SS protection detail because??? Coventina Nov 2022 #18
His SS detail and probably his housekeeping staff, etc. too zeusdogmom Nov 2022 #45
No, it's barely a Cat1 obamanut2012 Nov 2022 #44
Maybe the storm surge 49jim Nov 2022 #6
He is probably already left, but requiring staff to stay. MerryBlooms Nov 2022 #7
Staffer on The Apprentice said he evacuates in front of everyone Doc Sportello Nov 2022 #8
I see what you did there. Grasswire2 Nov 2022 #20
You did. Doc Sportello Nov 2022 #21
... FoxNewsSucks Nov 2022 #37
Hahahahaha! Doc Sportello Nov 2022 #38
I've been waiting for something worthy of Dr Fauci cracking up FoxNewsSucks Nov 2022 #41
Excellent 👍funny shit Tribetime Nov 2022 #62
Ordinarily I would feel for the secret service for having to stay but they are so trump infected Comfortably_Numb Nov 2022 #9
I suspect they feel about him as one would feel about a severly delinquent child-- DemocraticPatriot Nov 2022 #55
Don't worry, he'll be fine Dave in VA Nov 2022 #10
LOL mzmolly Nov 2022 #14
Oh, I suspect he'll be "evacuating", all right... First Speaker Nov 2022 #11
Code Brown musette_sf Nov 2022 #27
Just tell him that tomorrow dweller Nov 2022 #13
Oh, he'll just take out his MegaSharpie and draw a re-direct on the storm map. fierywoman Nov 2022 #15
As long as tfg has his Sharpie he can steer the storm, so why should he evacuate? nt Atticus Nov 2022 #16
(great minds, my dear Atticus, great minds ...) fierywoman Nov 2022 #19
"Great minds", indeed, fiery! nt Atticus Nov 2022 #22
"Great minds", indeed, fiery! nt Atticus Nov 2022 #23
You guys beat me to it. Ms. Toad Nov 2022 #49
Welcome to the club! fierywoman Nov 2022 #51
Lash him to the flagpole....nt OAITW r.2.0 Nov 2022 #17
Since the DoJ isn't doing anything just maybe "God" will ? republianmushroom Nov 2022 #24
"not evacuating"? DBoon Nov 2022 #25
LOL. debm55 Nov 2022 #35
Gotta keep his eye on his classified document stash. yellowcanine Nov 2022 #26
I was thinking that and no one else Tree Lady Nov 2022 #34
It's a CAT 1 !!! Even his fat ass wouldn't have to move too fast tavernier Nov 2022 #28
So true.. we just had Cat 4 Ian.. what a wimp Deuxcents Nov 2022 #36
This makes me smile LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2022 #29
Play through ok_cpu Nov 2022 #30
Awesome!!! Iris Nov 2022 #31
From the Washington Post LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2022 #32
I won't post what I thinking, Others here have posted it far better, LOL debm55 Nov 2022 #33
Hurricanes are repulsed by ketchup Kennah Nov 2022 #39
Maybe that miserable daughter-fucker will finally achieve his decades-overdue death Orrex Nov 2022 #40
Bon Voyage VGNonly Nov 2022 #43
The magnificent Post Estate (I don't like to refer to the current occupant) WarGamer Nov 2022 #46
his stolen papers will get washed away orleans Nov 2022 #47
It's too dangerous to rescue people who don't listen to the authorities gratuitous Nov 2022 #48
Selfish prick putting Secret Service agents at risk. ZonkerHarris Nov 2022 #50
For this thread LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2022 #52
Lard Ho! Blue Owl Nov 2022 #53
Someone just said Tiffany is supposed Tree Lady Nov 2022 #54
Here's your big chance, God! DemocraticPatriot Nov 2022 #56
Cat1 malaise Nov 2022 #57
If it was a mini-series ... Straw Man Nov 2022 #58
I would be amused if DeSantis enforced a mandatory evacuation Rstrstx Nov 2022 #59
I think he should pull a King Canute... Buns_of_Fire Nov 2022 #60
Glad to hear it. (nt) Paladin Nov 2022 #61
Who gave the order...DeSantis....this is gonna get good Tribetime Nov 2022 #63
He should move the boxes of documents up from the basement for safety. JustABozoOnThisBus Nov 2022 #64
Tiffany Trump is getting married at Mar-A-Lago this weekend LetMyPeopleVote Nov 2022 #65
It's passed us already, sun is out and the wind is cool obamanut2012 Nov 2022 #66
Hubris. AngryOldDem Nov 2022 #67
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