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Higherarky

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95. Thanx for the pubic service announcement, Marge.

Reply to demmiblue (Original post)

Sun Dec 11, 2022, 04:00 PM

Dec 2022

Coming soon at a Target near you.

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Marge: "By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target and CVS nowadays." [View all] demmiblue Dec 2022 OP

"I've been thinking a lot about a butt plug or a dildo" dalton99a Dec 2022 #1

Well she's just Santa's little helper! Hope22 Dec 2022 #13

Totally classless. Solomon Dec 2022 #2

I've shopped at Target and CVS and have never seen Phoenix61 Dec 2022 #3

They are at the register whistler162 Dec 2022 #70

Maybe she bought a few. Kath2 Dec 2022 #4

Really? That's good to know. I'll keep that in mind but how did Marge find out? n/t brewens Dec 2022 #5

Did she buy them? claudette Dec 2022 #6

My thought as well! CTyankee Dec 2022 #48

Sue her defamation. no_hypocrisy Dec 2022 #7

One can pick up a personal massage unit at Kroger's. With a special digital niyad Dec 2022 #8

+1 dalton99a Dec 2022 #11

It took way too long Xavier Breath Dec 2022 #82

No Marge Yonnie3 Dec 2022 #9

Good one! babydollhead Dec 2022 #12

you nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Dec 2022 #18

Takes one to know one! 😏 Floyd R. Turbo Dec 2022 #10

Christmas shopping Marge? Historic NY Dec 2022 #14

Keep it up, foulmouth. Your desire to shock may well have the opposite reaction hlthe2b Dec 2022 #15

My guess is that most of them Genki Hikari Dec 2022 #47

Projection if I ever heard it bucolic_frolic Dec 2022 #16

If there was anyone who could make a dildo go limp... underpants Dec 2022 #17

you nearly owed me a keyboard. niyad Dec 2022 #19

Listening to her is like eating a moist piece of LuckyCharms Dec 2022 #86

This post gets a big thumbs up. multigraincracker Dec 2022 #20

She actually searched for these items? Emile Dec 2022 #21

That boob probably thinks a hemorrhoid suppository is a butt plug. GoCubsGo Dec 2022 #54

Get the butt plug with a base, Marge. FYI Captain Zero Dec 2022 #63

The suction cup type -- sticks great on Matt Gaetz's forehead Blue Owl Dec 2022 #75

"Put in your earplugs, put on your eyeshades, you know where to put the cork" maxrandb Dec 2022 #22

🤣 enough Dec 2022 #29

🤣 enough Dec 2022 #30

Do you Notice these right wingers always get around to talking about the rectum Walleye Dec 2022 #23

Because they are depraved assholes. dalton99a Dec 2022 #27

I always wondered if that's part of the preoccupation with what is going on KentuckyWoman Dec 2022 #83

I get the feeling it had something to do with that Walleye Dec 2022 #85

Never seen them Bettie Dec 2022 #24

To some extent, Marge is correct. Niagara Dec 2022 #25

my local walgreens as well Hugh_Lebowski Dec 2022 #34

Exactly, I didn't see any products for anal. Not that I'm looking for myself. Niagara Dec 2022 #55

Everything is an anal toy Hugh_Lebowski Dec 2022 #71

lol Niagara Dec 2022 #77

Ok, so even if they are online.... newdayneeded Dec 2022 #26

She yearns for the days of natural sex intheflow Dec 2022 #67

Sick Fucks. spanone Dec 2022 #28

Yes, what consenting adults do in the privacy of their bedrooms is their business. GoCubsGo Dec 2022 #62

Did she leave any reviews on line on these items? Emile Dec 2022 #31

Those are called bananas, Marge, but what you do with them is totally your business Geechie Dec 2022 #32

Good one! MLAA Dec 2022 #101

An easy online search tells you otherwise Mr. Ected Dec 2022 #33

Check that. CVS does in fact now sell butt plugs Mr. Ected Dec 2022 #37

Apparently I am not fully culturally developed, I don't know what a butt plug is. Chainfire Dec 2022 #35

Anal sex toy. n/t Coventina Dec 2022 #36

Can also just be something pretty to look at ya know? Hugh_Lebowski Dec 2022 #92

I have to admit, that one is pretty cute. Coventina Dec 2022 #94

My girl has one almost exactly like that ... Hugh_Lebowski Dec 2022 #105

Hey! I'm 100% sex positive! Sounds like a great thing you have! Coventina Dec 2022 #107

I think you'll figure out the idea from this photo Hugh_Lebowski Dec 2022 #79

The problem isn't that you can pick up a sex toy at Target -- 70sEraVet Dec 2022 #38

+1000 LAS14 Dec 2022 #68

+ 2000 (nt) Hugh_Lebowski Dec 2022 #78

Another jewel from the Republican catalog of supreme knowledge. KY_EnviroGuy Dec 2022 #39

I wonder if she happened to pick up a ball gag while she was there. IjustDontlikeRepugs Dec 2022 #40

And you can buy a Bullet stimulator at Walmart. In store, on an end cap. Autumn Dec 2022 #41

Bottom line - she'll never lack companionship... dchill Dec 2022 #42

And she shall be known as Marjorie Butt Plug dalton99a Dec 2022 #44

They're called cucumbers and bananas, Perjury Traitor Greed Genki Hikari Dec 2022 #43

Only in the former Confederate States Marge maxrandb Dec 2022 #45

Fucking liar is lying. GoCubsGo Dec 2022 #46

Check post #25 Emile Dec 2022 #50

This message was self-deleted by its author GoCubsGo Dec 2022 #57

Yes how DID we get here? jcgoldie Dec 2022 #49

And how does she know this? ismnotwasm Dec 2022 #51

I wonder if she left any reviews 🤣 Emile Dec 2022 #53

Hahahahaha! ismnotwasm Dec 2022 #59

well Marge, not everyone has a tantric sex guru to cheat with. uncle ray Dec 2022 #52

This has been a pubic service announcement. lpbk2713 Dec 2022 #56

These were Young Republicans? Handwringing about sex toys? yardwork Dec 2022 #58

Wait until she finds out about the electric toothbrush 😅 Emile Dec 2022 #60

+1000 Niagara Dec 2022 #64

Riling up the base with sex toys. sarcasmo Dec 2022 #61

You can?? on my way... JuJuChen Dec 2022 #65

She must have been popular in middle school. Baitball Blogger Dec 2022 #66

While screeching her usual Karen outrage Javaman Dec 2022 #69

Marge in fact has no use for sex toys! Zambero Dec 2022 #72

Does she know that from experience? greatauntoftriplets Dec 2022 #73

MTG's stocking stuffer tips Blue Owl Dec 2022 #74

But she won't use a vibtrator, because.. world wide wally Dec 2022 #76

Been shopping have you, Marge? Iggo Dec 2022 #80

What the what? KentuckyWoman Dec 2022 #81

She's been buying her stocking stuffers. n/t LuckyCharms Dec 2022 #84

MTG: "I HAVE THE UPPER HAND!" bullwinkle428 Dec 2022 #87

MTG gives shopping tips to young repubs. onenote Dec 2022 #88

Further proof Comrade Greene hates capitalism Johonny Dec 2022 #89

+1 n/t area51 Dec 2022 #93

Ugh. llmart Dec 2022 #90

Well, Marge MurrayDelph Dec 2022 #91

Thanx for the pubic service announcement, Marge. Higherarky Dec 2022 #95

Now She's a Paid Influencer? MineralMan Dec 2022 #96

They sell republicans at CVS? tavernier Dec 2022 #97

If you want to fluster a Republican talk about sex. I really believe it scares most of them. jalan48 Dec 2022 #98

Ok, so I just got back from Target, and I can confirm there are... SKKY Dec 2022 #99

lol... did you ask a sales clerk? IcyPeas Dec 2022 #100

I'm for sure asking someone next time. Trust. SKKY Dec 2022 #109

"I'm asking for a friend." CTyankee Dec 2022 #103

Just checked my Walgreens for 'research' has 5 or 6 different vibrators in stock. MLAA Dec 2022 #102

LOL Emile Dec 2022 #104

It always comes back to sex with them. Always. Initech Dec 2022 #106

Butt Plug Barbie can't stay faithful. Niagara Dec 2022 #111

Which ones? Mad_Machine76 Dec 2022 #108

was she doing an infomercial or onethatcares Dec 2022 #110