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Tanuki

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Sat Dec 17, 2022, 09:22 AM Dec 2022

"Almost as botched as Monkey Christ!" National Gallery masterpiece restored/ruined [View all]

https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2022/dec/17/national-gallery-botched-restoration-nativity


"The National Gallery has ruined Christmas. Or, to be more precise, it has had a very good go at wrecking one of the world’s greatest Nativity paintings. The fact that Piero della Francesca’s Nativity is back on view for the festive season, after a three-year restoration the London gallery vaunts as careful and revealing, should be glad tidings. But my joy turned to ash when I saw it. What in the name of God inspired the restorers to paint two completely new and distractingly moronic shepherd’s faces? Or a big white blob on the stable wall?

The Nativity, a mysterious and elusive work of haunting wonder, has been, oh so carefully and responsibly, rendered clumsy and plodding, if not downright comical. Almost every colour has been altered, every line re-emphasised. It’s like a garish digital reconstruction of what the painting may have looked like in 1475 when it was new – except, instead of offering this as a hypothetical, it has been physically repainted or, in the evasive language of restorers, “retouched”.
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Yet expertise without artistic soul has produced an idiotic botch. This orange-faced man looks vacant and gormless, even constipated, his barely human eyes unfocused and lifeless. It’s like he’s trying to remember where he parked the donkey. The rest of the face, too, is clumsily done, with coarse shadows that attempt to define the nose and cheeks. It’s like a pastiche of Renaissance art by a very cheap, very bad app. The adjacent curly haired shepherd, who points heavenwards, is barely any better. He looks like a very earnest teenager throwing shapes at a school disco.

The reason why it is such a scandal to fabricate faces in Piero’s Nativity is that he painted expressions with a grave psychological truth. I don’t believe for one second this restoration is true to the original. There simply isn’t a more moving image of a company of singers, joined in their song. Or a more human Madonna. Compare their expressions with the inchoate ones added to the shepherd and you immediately see the problem."...(more, including pictures, at link)
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Somehow I thought this was going to be COL Mustard Dec 2022 #1
Sorry to disappoint...here's a small consolation.... Tanuki Dec 2022 #3
"Just as hideous as the first one.", the "first one" being Melania? marble falls Dec 2022 #5
I think that refers to the original hideous wooden statue, which was torched Tanuki Dec 2022 #7
I was making a joke. It fell flat. marble falls Dec 2022 #10
Not to me it didn't - I read the article and assumed they were referring to Malaria. Probatim Dec 2022 #16
And it was funny judesedit Dec 2022 #25
Most jokes Zeitghost Dec 2022 #30
That wasn't misogynistic. It was ad hominem. Lighten up. Self-rightousness is even goofier. marble falls Dec 2022 #31
Attacking any woman for her looks is misogyny Zeitghost Dec 2022 #33
But attacking her husband for the same reason is cool as shit. People who put themselves ... marble falls Dec 2022 #34
No, the fat shaming of Trump was sad to watch here Zeitghost Dec 2022 #37
If you thought for a second I am back tracking or excusing misogyny you are mistaken ... marble falls Dec 2022 #38
Like I said Zeitghost Dec 2022 #39
Repeating it doesn't make it true ... marble falls Dec 2022 #40
The constipated shepherd looks like Trump Docreed2003 Dec 2022 #2
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣....Seems to be a theme.... Tanuki Dec 2022 #6
I think Picasso got his hands somehow on that statue "restoration" area51 Dec 2022 #14
It was a Picasso "compatible" who appears to duplicate Picasso's style but to far lesser effect. Ford_Prefect Dec 2022 #24
Oh, dear. 3catwoman3 Dec 2022 #23
This is probably why most pofessionals Xavier Breath Dec 2022 #35
oh...that's just bad. paleotn Dec 2022 #13
call me cynical... Takket Dec 2022 #19
Jesus' hands should be around his neck. Xavier Breath Dec 2022 #36
Lol. It does judesedit Dec 2022 #26
Without having seen the restoration, I have to believe it is a total botch. Great review now I ... marble falls Dec 2022 #4
The article has before and after pictures... reACTIONary Dec 2022 #29
I think they turned a hat or crown into an afro - that's what it looks like to me. flor-de-jasmim Dec 2022 #8
Jebus.That was a terrible botch. But there was a bright point - this link ... marble falls Dec 2022 #9
That's what I was noticing too. 2naSalit Dec 2022 #18
The shepherd went from looking downward, eyes nearly closed, to looking straight at the viewer. femmedem Dec 2022 #11
This is the "woke" version Shermann Dec 2022 #15
Ha! femmedem Dec 2022 #17
Almost as botched as a whaaa? paleotn Dec 2022 #12
Mr. Bean speak easy Dec 2022 #20
Yikes! judesedit Dec 2022 #27
I had to look up Monkey Christ. 3catwoman3 Dec 2022 #21
I did, too. murielm99 Dec 2022 #22
Bowl-cut brown haired shepherd not quite Lloyd, but blonde shepherd definitely Harry. Wingus Dingus Dec 2022 #28
one suspects if you never saw the original you'd not give any mind at all nt msongs Dec 2022 #32
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