Do you have classified documents at your house?

[niyad]

30. That reminds me of a very old joke about the soviet union. A guy calls the kgb, telling

them that he saw his neighbir doing something suspicious in the stand of trees near his house. The kgb comes out, tears through the stand of trees, chops them all down. The next week, that guy calls them and tells them that he saw his neighbor doing something suspicious in the plot of dirt by his house. kgb comes out, tears through the plot, turning over the soil, combing through it. Nothing. when the kgb has left, the neighbors congratulate themselves in getting their firewood chopoed, and the garden prepared for planting.