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jeffreyi

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9. Psssst...there's a new translation just out
Sun Feb 12, 2023, 01:04 PM
Feb 2023

"And G-d spake forth out of the burning Cauliflower bush...."

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There is no cauliflower in the Bible wryter2000 Feb 2023 #1
Lol. Yeah, that's the one that got me too! KPN Feb 2023 #25
Funny thing wryter2000 Feb 2023 #53
Someone should also point out to that crackpot that GoCubsGo Feb 2023 #26
THERE IS NO CAULIFLOWER IN THE BIBLE! THIS SANDWHICH IS AN ABOMINATION. Maraya1969 Feb 2023 #2
I want to be there when they tell these fools that Chick-fil-A has been Baitball Blogger Feb 2023 #3
This is hilarious 😆 underpants Feb 2023 #4
There is your proof right there! sdfernando Feb 2023 #22
I wish I could try one! MLAA Feb 2023 #5
Just like the BK burger sure I'll give it a shot underpants Feb 2023 #7
Please don't eat at Chik-fil-A Sky Jewels Feb 2023 #14
Thank you lambchopp59 Feb 2023 #18
THIS ... really, come on folks. Eat at Chik-fil-A? KPN Feb 2023 #28
You are right, so few vegan fast food options my initial excitement got the best of me. MLAA Feb 2023 #42
It's not vegan anyway. Chellee Feb 2023 #54
Thanks! MLAA Feb 2023 #56
I get it. I'm vegan also. Sky Jewels Feb 2023 #64
Chick-fil-A probably spent handsomely on research and learned MissMillie Feb 2023 #6
Lord knows they have enough money underpants Feb 2023 #8
It's not woke, it's marketing. Lent is coming. LeftInTX Feb 2023 #35
I used quotation marks to indicate that it's not what I would call it. MissMillie Feb 2023 #37
I've seen pics of their salads. They look good. LeftInTX Feb 2023 #39
Agree that big companies are 'expanding' their options because they realize some of their MLAA Feb 2023 #67
Psssst...there's a new translation just out jeffreyi Feb 2023 #9
Dear Lord, please save us from the stupid. calimary Feb 2023 #10
I won't be trying it but not as some protest. I dislike cauliflower. keithbvadu2 Feb 2023 #11
Seriously....Did I just stumble into a circus tent? democrank Feb 2023 #12
Let's burn those cookbooks. Haven't been to a good cookbook book burning in a while. MMBeilis Feb 2023 #32
ignorance can be blissful for some. republianmushroom Feb 2023 #13
Reminder: Please don't support Chil-fil-A, Sky Jewels Feb 2023 #15
Thank you lambchopp59 Feb 2023 #20
Even if Chic-fil-a weren't anti-LGBTQIA+, Chellee Feb 2023 #46
I've always called it Fil-a-Chick n/t aggiesal Feb 2023 #16
There's no meat and cheese sandwishes or french fries in the Bible either. NutmegYankee Feb 2023 #17
But tuna sandwiches should be OK Retrograde Feb 2023 #23
Potatoes are a new world plant (native to Bolivia) LeftInTX Feb 2023 #36
Modern Cauliflower is medieval in origin though. NutmegYankee Feb 2023 #40
Yeah. I'm sure you're right LeftInTX Feb 2023 #41
I take much enjoyment explaining the leaves on broccoli are basically kale. NutmegYankee Feb 2023 #43
It's fun! LeftInTX Feb 2023 #44
I'm sure that post was satirical central scrutinizer Feb 2023 #57
You're saying I'm trolling? NutmegYankee Feb 2023 #61
No, I meant the poster on twitter was trolling central scrutinizer Feb 2023 #62
Oh. OK. I was so confused. NutmegYankee Feb 2023 #63
Those holy rollers need to reread Genesis Warpy Feb 2023 #19
I guess these idiots think that eating vegetarian is akin to Satan worship. pandr32 Feb 2023 #21
why to rethugs despise freedom and capitalism? Takket Feb 2023 #24
Now if they can just stop using foam cups! Envirogal Feb 2023 #27
Looks like Chick-fil-A wants to incease their clientele randr Feb 2023 #29
Looks more like a joke than something they are actually doing. HubertHeaver Feb 2023 #30
It actually sounds good LeftInTX Feb 2023 #38
Aldo... Different Drummer Feb 2023 #31
I wouldn't eat there if I was starving and it was free. sellitman Feb 2023 #33
Meat eater: "Let's go to Chick-Fil-A." Vegetarian friend: "There's nothing there for me." BWdem4life Feb 2023 #34
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You are missing out, it's fantastic! Chellee Feb 2023 #47
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Cauliflower wings are great, but even better, are oyster mushrooms. Chellee Feb 2023 #49
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Yes, to the breading. Chellee Feb 2023 #51
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Wow. What happened? Chellee Feb 2023 #55
File this under Believe it or Not: Brother Buzz Feb 2023 #65
It was library girl, wasn't it? Chellee Feb 2023 #68
those look jummi AF 😍💙😍❤️ Celerity Feb 2023 #66
"There is no cauliflower in the bible." area51 Feb 2023 #58
"Satan walks among us" is great title for a book! CTyankee Feb 2023 #59
These tweets are hilarious! GenThePerservering Feb 2023 #60
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