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GoCubsGo

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5. That's all his hair.

Reply to malaise (Reply #2)

Fri Mar 17, 2023, 07:48 AM

Mar 2023

According to Noel Casler, who worked on "The Apprentice," Trump is bald on top, but what hair he has is long. He just wraps it around his head to form that creepy, weirdo hair awning on the top of his head, which he then plasters in place with a can of Aqua Net. I'm thinking he gets his head shaved, much like they did Alex Murdaugh's, but' I'd love to see it as is, without all the hairspray. (DU could sure use a "clown" emoji...)

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Search all orifices for hush money. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2023 #4

Especially probe for a cell phone. ChazInAz Mar 2023 #12

As in turn the fire hose on full blast and let him have it Blue Owl Mar 2023 #20

With or without the hairpiece malaise Mar 2023 #2

That's all his hair. GoCubsGo Mar 2023 #5

But there will be no hairspray in prison malaise Mar 2023 #6

Which means he'll be known around the cell block as "chrome dome" GoCubsGo Mar 2023 #8

I'm sure he could find some hair gel in prison EYESORE 9001 Mar 2023 #9

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah malaise Mar 2023 #10

He's gonna wig out big time Blue Owl Mar 2023 #21

Graphic warning time malaise Mar 2023 #22

John Candy was a guest on a talk show, many moons ago. The guest before him, was some actress 3Hotdogs Mar 2023 #15

ROFL malaise Mar 2023 #25

He needs hairspray PLUS an Origami Master Seinan Sensei Mar 2023 #24

For sure malaise Mar 2023 #26

Kinda something like this???? ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2023 #3

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Co-conspirator #1. 2naSalit Mar 2023 #13

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I wonder if... 2naSalit Mar 2023 #14

Bingo....The E. Jean Carroll case. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2023 #19

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I just wanna see him cry when the door closes dclarston13 Mar 2023 #17

Mug shot --- Maybe there won't be one. I don't recall seeing a mug shot of Steve Bannon. 3Hotdogs Mar 2023 #18

Given he's a flight risk shouldn't he wear an ankle monitor? Ford_Prefect Mar 2023 #23