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Baked Potato

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Fri Mar 24, 2023, 09:01 PM Mar 2023

Melania Trump Seen With Son Barron At Travel Agencies And Buying Winter Clothing [View all]

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Melania Trump Seen With Son Barron At Travel Agencies And Buying Winter Clothing

Indictment Watch the 24, 2023
Baked News Network
Bake D. Potato

Florida USA (BNN) Former First Lady of the United States, Melania Trump, remembered for absolutely nothing other than tits, money, and squinty eyes, was recently seen spending a lot of time inside FauxTravel, a full service luxury travel agency in South Florida.

Former First Lady Melania Trump, with her son Barron, seemed to be very interested in traveling through multiple Schengen countries, with the last stop being Switzerland or perhaps Montenegro.

Undercover reporter Baked Potato observed the former First Lady nervously going through her handbags trying to find a credit card in her name only. Her son, Barron stepped forward with a Capitol One Visa and seemed to complete the deal for a one-way ticket for two to Moldova.

Point of contact for this press release is Bake D. Potato, Stop 4, Train 20, Hoboken, New Jersey, 1975. Obviously a premonition.

TU All.


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Key word... EYESORE 9001 Mar 2023 #1
Hah! UTUSN Mar 2023 #2
I am willing to believe it. Brother Buzz Mar 2023 #3
awww i almost could have believed you lol Takket Mar 2023 #4
Remember-he's her "anchor baby" jls4561 Mar 2023 #5
Lolz got me! Drum Mar 2023 #6
It it were Slovenia where she was born, I'd believe it in a heartbeat FakeNoose Mar 2023 #7
Spring break in Moldova! elleng Mar 2023 #8
Barron is a college kid, he doesn't care about museums and wine tours FakeNoose Mar 2023 #9
The kid just turned 17 on Monday. He attends a private academy, not yet in niyad Mar 2023 #10
He's not in college moose65 Mar 2023 #12
17 now, Born: March 20, 2006 Celerity Mar 2023 #14
Ah ok moose65 Mar 2023 #26
Well, I loved museums as a child and have done so all my life. BlackSkimmer Mar 2023 #28
This message was self-deleted by its author Beastly Boy Mar 2023 #16
You haven't tasted Moldovan wine. Beastly Boy Mar 2023 #17
Snicker. But the kid spells his name with two "r's". And towers over TRAITOR**. niyad Mar 2023 #11
Fixed, dang it! Rookie mistake. Baked Potato Mar 2023 #29
Melanoma is remembered for a few other things besides her, um, kidneys.... lastlib Mar 2023 #13
Thank you for not making me have to write those items. I really am ready for bed. efhmc Mar 2023 #24
If you bump into that journalist from BNN, yonder Mar 2023 #15
LOL! Great post! highplainsdem Mar 2023 #18
She bought a coat with the words "I hardly know the man" on the back. twodogsbarking Mar 2023 #19
I didn't realize they still had travel agencies ToxMarz Mar 2023 #20
"Melania Trump, remembered for absolutely nothing other than tits, money, and squinty eyes" ShazzieB Mar 2023 #21
The only part that doesn't ring true is being seen in Florida in March Warpy Mar 2023 #22
I wouldn't want to be around the Slobfather right now either. Ilsa Mar 2023 #23
You had me right up to "Capitol One Visa." BWdem4life Mar 2023 #25
She talks and it's Natasha Fatale. Kid Berwyn Mar 2023 #27
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