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Ray Bruns

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4. Tucker can't raise his right hand and place his left hand on the Bible

Reply to lindysalsagal (Original post)

Wed Mar 29, 2023, 12:11 PM

Mar 2023

Because if he did he would burst into flames.

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Tucker Carlson Produces Doctor's Note Claiming He Would Be Unable to Raise Right Hand in Court [View all] lindysalsagal Mar 2023 OP

Borowitz FTW... ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2023 #1

Ha! Borowitz kills me. louis-t Mar 2023 #2

The end claims it's signed by his doctor: Santos. lindysalsagal Mar 2023 #20

Consultation by Ronny Jackson. keithbvadu2 Mar 2023 #23

I wish I had a pair of work boots gab13by13 Mar 2023 #3

Tucker can't raise his right hand and place his left hand on the Bible Ray Bruns Mar 2023 #4

Burst into flames Ladythatvotesblue Mar 2023 #17

Good one! n/t Vogon_Glory Mar 2023 #31

At one time I thought he had a puppet master control him Yellowdog-1966 Mar 2023 #5

lol - i read your headline and laughed. thanks! nt orleans Mar 2023 #6

"That's the hand to use, boys .." Bo Zarts Mar 2023 #7

"A Simple Desultory Philippic" orthoclad Mar 2023 #21

Gawd I haven't heard that one in a zillion years DBoon Mar 2023 #25

I was 90 per cent sure it was Borowitz... bahboo Mar 2023 #8

Ain't that the truth, nothing surprises me anymore! Abolishinist Mar 2023 #13

I would like to see tucker throw a ball. pwb Mar 2023 #9

So we have a tucker Smackdown2019 Mar 2023 #10

What a load of baloney. If so, the judge would allow left hand. Paper Roses Mar 2023 #11

You do know that Borowitz is satire, yes? niyad Mar 2023 #28

LOL: This dude is 'Eddie Haskell' from Leave It To Beaver Joinfortmill Mar 2023 #12

🤣 😂 🤣 a kennedy Mar 2023 #14

AKA armpit spurs, among trumpublicans. It's going around. nt Buns_of_Fire Mar 2023 #15

Loved the last line! lastlib Mar 2023 #16

I'd make the doctor testify under oath to that then ask him about the pix. Wonder Why Mar 2023 #18

This message was self-deleted by its author Writethinker Mar 2023 #19

Welcome to our DU family. niyad Mar 2023 #29

Is this clown kidding? appmanga Mar 2023 #22

You do know that Borowitz is satire, yes? niyad Mar 2023 #30

No, I did not... appmanga Mar 2023 #34

It is sad that we actually have to check the links for some things, they are so niyad Mar 2023 #35

I bet he could raise his right arm enthusiastically with the right prosthetic DBoon Mar 2023 #24

His arm was severely burned from secondhand radiation while tanning his shriveled ballsack Blue Owl Mar 2023 #26

At least he doesn't have painful bone spurs SCantiGOP Mar 2023 #27

I thought there was an alternative to raising hand and swearing Artcatt Mar 2023 #32

From the movie Big Eyes: Tommy Carcetti Mar 2023 #33

At first I was ashamed to admit it CatWoman Mar 2023 #36