OMG DU! If we can't take one night to exclusively celebrate

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67. Thank god! Something trivial to argue!

I had Korbel at my wedding. I’m a fan. But it’s far from America’s only champagne.

First of all, it’s not a Champagne. Champagne comes from a specific area in France. Here Korbel—and others—make sparkling wine.

Second, you can argue that because Mumms and Roederrer and Moët-Chandon are owned by European companies that they’re not American, but they are made here from grapes grown here.

Finally, as I’m drinking an excellent California, Russian River Valley Chardonnay in relief (celebration might be too strong a word, but what the hell) indeed celebration, I note that if I had a bottle of Schramsberg, J, Gruet, or any of another bunch of excellent (I first spelled that eshellent because, you know, glass #3) all American sparkling wines, I’d drink them and I’d raise a glass to you, FailureToCommunicate, for toasting the indictment with much loved Korbel, one of America’s finest. Hallelujah!!