OMG DU! If we can't take one night to exclusively celebrate

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81. Facts? You dare use facts in rejoinder?

For some Americans, facts are triggers. You know this, and yet…

(Wow. I din’t know that Korbel can use Champagne in their marketing. I didn’t know that their cuttings were so instrumental in helping France recover from phill era, um, flyoxeragh, uh, fly, oh, whatever, (though I knew that California saved them as they have recently saved us after the sharpshooter). Those are the facts?) Well excuuuuse me!

Good to know. Thanks. I’ll take those facts and raise you—- one more glass of a great American elixir!

Here’s to you! And to Rachel! And to Lawerence. And to Mary Trump! And to each of those brave, clear headed Americans on the Grand Jury. And to all the rest who are celebrating!