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Ikonoklast

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5. Sorry, no. But, I do happen to have another item that might interest you.

Sat Nov 10, 2012, 06:33 PM

Nov 2012

For Sale: Republican Party/GOP
Color: White (with some small dark spots)

Heavy usage. Lots of miles on it. Vintage 1854, but heavily modified since. Originally paid $800 million in 2012. Currently stuck in "state of denial" mode. In need of demographic updates, sense of identity, and a transfusion of new blood. An oldie but a goodie! A great fixer-upper! Asking for civil rights, personal dignity for women, economic justice, OBO.

...Will not accept facts as payment.

Note: a little cracked on the fringes. Contains nuts.

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For Sale. No Reasonable Offer Refused. [View all] Ikonoklast Nov 2012 OP

Might be interested. Is the fireworks show in Boston part of the deal? SDjack Nov 2012 #1

Sorry, all the accessories for this model were lost some time last week. Ikonoklast Nov 2012 #3

Does it still have that New Car Elevator smell? Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #2

Sorry, no. But, I do happen to have another item that might interest you. Ikonoklast Nov 2012 #5

Sorry, that item is about as useful as a rotary telephone. Motown_Johnny Nov 2012 #10

How many lies does it get to the gallon? wandy Nov 2012 #4

Well, it runs on Teabagger tears, so fuel is cheap and plentiful. Ikonoklast Nov 2012 #6

You know...there is something wrong with this nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #7

No refunds or exchanges. No warranty, express or implied. Ikonoklast Nov 2012 #8

Well, you can keep it nadinbrzezinski Nov 2012 #9