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17. Easy workaround: carry concealed chicken eggs; produce on demand.

Sun Apr 30, 2023, 12:51 PM

Apr 2023

Only if it's a concealed carry state, of course.

Next up: a law redefining pi as 2, just to make math easier.

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How do Kansas Repug lawmakers define female under their new Anti-transgender law???... [View all] riversedge Apr 2023 OP

No young girls either! Mister Ed Apr 2023 #1

Will women be required to prove they are still capable of ovulating Ocelot II Apr 2023 #2

"But the lines are shorter for those." MuseRider Apr 2023 #6

What'll happen first is men will find someplace else to piss. Iggo Apr 2023 #22

Potted plants in the hallway. HubertHeaver Apr 2023 #26

Seems unlikely that's the entirety of the definition in the law Hugh_Lebowski Apr 2023 #3

They don't care. At all. Initech Apr 2023 #4

Maybe we should send them MuseRider Apr 2023 #5

People are born with eggs; they don't produce them. WhiskeyGrinder Apr 2023 #7

Eggzactly, thank you. quaint Apr 2023 #19

So nobody's allowed in the women's restroom then. Iggo Apr 2023 #23

I believe an unborn female fetus would be allowed, but not the host. quaint Apr 2023 #25

Well, drop my lady-like drawers in a tornado shelter! Backseat Driver Apr 2023 #10

I get it. I"ll hold it in till I get home. Boomerproud Apr 2023 #11

What about those of us who have had a hysterectomy Racygrandma Apr 2023 #12

If you don't produce eggs you don't get to use the woman's restroom. Autumn Apr 2023 #13

Easy workaround: carry concealed chicken eggs; produce on demand. Hermit-The-Prog Apr 2023 #17

Use the men's bathroom. They're going to find out what... LAS14 Apr 2023 #21

Lawmakers inciting insurrection, much? /nt dickthegrouch Apr 2023 #14

Doesn't matter, women have harassed women in the women's room IronLionZion Apr 2023 #18

The most serious problem facing society in the 21st century is... LAS14 Apr 2023 #20