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keithbvadu2

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33. Cheap may be our salvation?

Reply to WmChris (Reply #29)

Sat Jun 17, 2023, 09:56 PM

Jun 2023

https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-pastor-says-jesus-hasnt-returned-as-people-arent-donating-enough-20210924

Pastor Says Jesus Hasn't Returned Because People Haven't Donated Enough Cash

He also joked about owning a jet which he would hand over 'the day after the rapture'

So he will still be here. With the rest of us.

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When churches want money (always), they say you should tithe.

When regular people need money, churches say you should pray for it.

If prayer works, let the churches do it.

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Look at this. Republican heads will start exploding any minute now. [View all] RussellCattle Jun 2023 OP

Ourch Burn magat heads Cha Jun 2023 #1

This makes me smile LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2023 #2

Looks like CRT! Marcuse Jun 2023 #3

That's a great poster. erronis Jun 2023 #6

The concept of repulikkan heads exploding makes me smile. I always envision the scene at the end of Comfortably_Numb Jun 2023 #4

I would prefer the exploding heads from "Mars Attacks"...n/t thenelm1 Jun 2023 #10

And she's wearing DeSantis brand boots! erronis Jun 2023 #5

Ha -- I just noticed that a second before I read your reply! Blue Owl Jun 2023 #36

Same as Cracker Jack, without nuts. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2023 #7

As long as we're on the nut subject... soldierant Jun 2023 #19

Did you know that you can mill popcorn in a grinder and use it as cornmeal to make cornbread? NBachers Jun 2023 #23

No. But - being allergic to corn - I'm likely to forget it. soldierant Jun 2023 #34

On the subject of Josh Hawley's mental health... erronis Jun 2023 #37

I'll buy it ... just because Auggie Jun 2023 #8

love the picture, used to love cracker jack (haven't had it in years) orleans Jun 2023 #9

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! CatWoman Jun 2023 #11

I hope the prize inside is a Ru Paul flip picture. JohnnyRingo Jun 2023 #12

👍 Rebl2 Jun 2023 #16

I miss those paper flip books various foods would have as prizes. TheBlackAdder Jun 2023 #28

I like it republianmushroom Jun 2023 #13

Okay, that's it. Permanut Jun 2023 #14

Not yet! Not yet! Get the financials straight, first. keithbvadu2 Jun 2023 #24

WORD WmChris Jun 2023 #29

Cheap may be our salvation? keithbvadu2 Jun 2023 #33

Welcome back KS Toronado Jun 2023 #38

They don't want to eat cracker jill? Wow! LiberalFighter Jun 2023 #15

How adorable! soldierant Jun 2023 #17

jack transitioned!!!!!! prodigitalson Jun 2023 #18

Thx for posting...made my day! PortTack Jun 2023 #20

You're welcome. My grandson brought me the new bag, that made my day. RussellCattle Jun 2023 #41

I expect McCarthy and the House magats anciano Jun 2023 #21

This message was self-deleted by its author anciano Jun 2023 #22

and she is a gal of color! Skittles Jun 2023 #25

A right-wingers head exploding is the same as a balloon popping. Solly Mack Jun 2023 #26

AREN'T CONSERVATIVES ALL ABOUT EXPANDING CAPITALISM? BOSSHOG Jun 2023 #27

EXXXXXXCELENT.... democratsruletheday Jun 2023 #30

It says there's a prize inside jmowreader Jun 2023 #31

A couple of weeks ago I scored a multigraincracker Jun 2023 #32

Cue up Tuckstick Carlson's "The End of Men II" in 5... 4... 3... 2... 1... Blue Owl Jun 2023 #35

It's the DeSantis boots that really sell it for me tho The Polack MSgt Jun 2023 #39

Hadn't thought of that. That and black girl makes me think they were intentional about poking.... RussellCattle Jun 2023 #42

My son and daughter-in-law went to a Mets game Danmel Jun 2023 #40