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Buns_of_Fire

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6. Yeah, THAT'S the ticket!

Reply to malaise (Original post)

Tue Jun 27, 2023, 09:06 AM

Jun 2023

Hack into the Tesla's self-driving software, program it to turn into one of my many Axolotl-on-a-Stick (tm) drive-ins, park, and refuse to start again until the driver returns with a Sack-O'-Axolotls (tm) and a large diet coke. I'll make millions -- no, billions of dollars!

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Autonomous Confusion: Burger King Roadside Signs Make Teslas Stop [View all] malaise Jun 2023 OP

Lol Fullduplexxx Jun 2023 #1

Hilarious and ominous malaise Jun 2023 #2

The whole story is a Whopper! Alexander Of Assyria Jun 2023 #4

Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! malaise Jun 2023 #11

*snort* Now Elon is going to demand Burger King pay him for the free advertising. tanyev Jun 2023 #3

These tales are often based on false claims. BSdetect Jun 2023 #5

Minor accidents Casady1 Jun 2023 #9

Time will tell. I wouldn't rely on it. CentralMass Jun 2023 #10

Yeah, THAT'S the ticket! Buns_of_Fire Jun 2023 #6

Any reports of the smart cars autonomously pulling into Beastly Boy Jun 2023 #7

Bwahahahaaa spanone Jun 2023 #8

Maybe Burger King paid Elon to make his autos stop there. usonian Jun 2023 #12

Now if we could get Musk's Testla to take a long drive off a short pier. marble falls Jun 2023 #13

Comparing the BK logo to stop signs is like comparing the impossible burger to beef. Earth-shine Jun 2023 #14