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KentuckyWoman

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21. Answer the door in undies.

Tue Jul 18, 2023, 10:48 PM

Jul 2023

Or for the brave ... nekkid.

My husband got sick of telling the evangelical door to door people to stop knocking on our door. He decided next time they would get hom in all his glory. They skipped our door after that.

Later I found out that is "a thing".

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When you find yourself confronted by a Christian waving their faith in your [View all] AndyS Jul 2023 OP

I like to think that if these people have to proclaim themselves Christians, then obviously alwaysinasnit Jul 2023 #1

Christian trades people KentuckyWoman Jul 2023 #19

+1000 alwaysinasnit Jul 2023 #22

Also remind them: "Your religion tells you what *you* can't do, not what *I* can't do." Ocelot II Jul 2023 #2

I don't know what Bible you read. onecaliberal Jul 2023 #3

Exactly! They never seem to quote Christ - only the Old Testament. One Wonder Why Jul 2023 #11

Otherwise known as the prosperity gospel. Another "christian" lie. onecaliberal Jul 2023 #45

friend of mine who is my church was at a local big box churh. AllaN01Bear Jul 2023 #16

I always thought that verse was... LastDemocratInSC Jul 2023 #33

lol AllaN01Bear Jul 2023 #42

Funny. I read the one that endorses ExWhoDoesntCare Jul 2023 #34

Yes, the Old Testament. Before Jesus. onecaliberal Jul 2023 #46

Or Canetoad 1:7 canetoad Jul 2023 #4

Lol Bristlecone Jul 2023 #7

Hehehehehhe malaise Jul 2023 #8

I am SO stealing that! hatrack Jul 2023 #13

Excellent!!! n/t GP6971 Jul 2023 #17

Answer the door in undies. KentuckyWoman Jul 2023 #21

Latest practice of Christianity::: pushing babies back in the water - Abbot, Texas border. keithbvadu2 Jul 2023 #5

I don't even bother to respond to situations like that.... anciano Jul 2023 #6

"By their actions you shall know them" usonian Jul 2023 #9

I really like the last one. MLAA Jul 2023 #10

I respond by pointing out that I am also a Christian. lees1975 Jul 2023 #12

Just say, "Don't know. Don't care." LuvLoogie Jul 2023 #14

superb post!🤣👍 bringthePaine Jul 2023 #15

I will bring some canned food to your next food drive for the poor Tetrachloride Jul 2023 #18

i must remember that last one. barbtries Jul 2023 #20

I always try to work up a fart. A little stank to go along with the shit they are selling. Solly Mack Jul 2023 #23

I just wait until they tell me I'm going to hell Warpy Jul 2023 #24

One question Sessuch Jul 2023 #25

Religious Narcissiists Phoenix1960 Jul 2023 #26

There's nothing you can say or do that will sway a zealot who has already made up their mind Major Nikon Jul 2023 #27

Have you tried saying--I worship Satan, and practice voodoo? Bayard Jul 2023 #36

Well Chi67 Jul 2023 #28

There is more to your first quote. gordianot Jul 2023 #29

Have you noticed that those who want to share their religion with you do not want to share yours? keithbvadu2 Jul 2023 #30

Yep Chi67 Jul 2023 #31

My 6 foot oak staff tends to discourage them before I actually have to run niyad Jul 2023 #32

I simply tell them I'm a Buddhist, and vlyons Jul 2023 #35

Ask them to quote the Beatitudes from memory. Then ask them... TreasonousBastard Jul 2023 #37

I tell them I am a third generation atheist Hamlette Jul 2023 #38

I just tell them to bugger off ExWhoDoesntCare Jul 2023 #39

I tell them I don't speak English. The Wizard Jul 2023 #40

It's normally on the order of "have a blessed day," and Hortensis Jul 2023 #41

Same here. I can't think of a time when anyone has ever tried to push their religion in my life. BlackSkimmer Jul 2023 #43

I've never encounter more then that either Raine Jul 2023 #47

Count to ten, then throat punch them at eight. They never expect that. Swede Jul 2023 #44