Road rage incident in our city.

[Moostache]

12. I have news for people like him...

Especially their veiled threats posed as questions about "would you fight?"...

Yes. Yes I would fight. But not in ways that you mouth-breathing, gun-humping, Y'all-queda fools think. I would not pick up a shotgun or AR-15 and stand toe-to-toe in a field with you to trade gunfire. I would not volunteer to join a militia or lay siege to rebel property.

I would become your absolute worst nightmare - a chemically and biologically educated guerilla that would make you WISH for "Breaking Bad" style "Say my name" events. I would smile to your face and count on your stupidity and ignorance to not notice me poisoning your water supply or killing off your crops or introducing lethal levels of mercury and lead into your homes. I would find a myriad of ways to fight you, to resist, to defeat you. And not a goddamn thing your guns can do would save you from my vengeance and righteous indignation at having to dispose of surplus population in such terrible ways.

To those out there that would threaten to destroy the nation in service to Trump or misguided ideology?
Fuck around and find out assholes.
Try me. But don't later say you were not warned.
One of the side-effects of a life spent trying to save things and extend life is that you become intimately acquainted with things that end life as a by-product, things that are frighteningly easy to obtain and dispense.

It does not take guns or bombs to kill indescriminately...it only takes knowledge and will.
I have one already. If they act out their violent fantasies, they will provide me with the other.
Not a threat, a promise.