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[Joinfortmill]

https://www.jefftiedrich.com/p/never-fuck-with-your-brand?utm_source=substack&utm_medium


'never fuck with your brand: x marks the very stupid spot' JEFF TIEDRICH

'every morning, Donald Trump wakes up and tortures his few remaining hairs into that famous fucked up rat’s nest of cotton candy bullshit that sits atop his big dumb pumpkin head. he then puts on one of his shapeless, ill-fitting, off-the-rack cheap blue suits, and finishes it off with a ludicrously long red tie.

he looks like a fucking clown. and you know what? he knows that he looks like a fucking clown. but he does it anyway.do you know why he does this? because it’s his brand. Donald Trump is a fucking moron, but he absorbed one lesson from all his years of being a game show host on TV: never fuck with your brand.

you can spot Donald Trump a mile away. he’s counting on that. if Trump went on TV tonight wearing a well-tailored suit and with his hair combed back in a dignified manner, you wouldn’t hear a word he said. you be too busy trying to figure out what the hell was going on. that’s why you never fuck with your brand.'