'My colleagues and I are still in shock.' 32 majors marked for elimination at WVU

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6. Aha! So the legend is true after all!

As a kid, we used to hear the story of a West Virginia hillbilly who proudly sent his son off to be the first in the family to attend college. At the end of the first semester, the boy came home, and his father asked, "well, son, what all did you learn at that fancy dancy college of yours?"

The boy proudly answered, "well, we learned about π r²"

The old man flew into a rage and yelled, "you ain't goin' back to THAT stupid school!! Even out here in the hills, everyone knows that pie are round, and cornbread are square!"