I finally had all that I could take of the "Civil War" bullshit.

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121. Both "Sofa Seals" and "TacTards" are great as well, and are useful...

...when the chuds in question are not...er..."horizontally challenged". (Most of them always seem to be, most of the time, however).

I remember there was this really repugnant far-right Catholic cleric, "Father Z", who had followed the EWTN-radtrad path to fame and fortune as a "celebrity priest". (EWTN has had numerous scandals because of these people). Anyway, a few years before "Fr Z" was booted from his diocese by his bishop and told to "get a real job", he had started wearing "tactical blacks"; i.e. he paid some unfortunate tailor to modify military tactical wear so that it looked more like the everyday "blacks" a parish priest wears. Basically, he looked like a Gravy Seal with a Roman collar. And yes, "Fr Z" was rather zaftig, of course.
When I saw the term "TacTard", "Fr Z" was the first chud that came to mind.