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50. "Your letter makes clear that you lack a basic understanding of the law, its practice ...

Thu Sep 7, 2023, 02:35 PM

Sep 2023

... and the ethical obligations of attorneys generally and prosecutors specifically."

But no problem, he's just the chair of the House Committee on the Judiciary, he don't need no fancy book-larnin' about that stuff.

Might a Democrat read that out loud in the committee at some stage? I hope, I hope ...

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Fani Willis' letter to Gym Jordan is the best Fuck You letter I've ever read! [View all] Ocelot II Sep 2023 OP

Great response! apcalc Sep 2023 #1

Isn't it delicious? Ocelot II Sep 2023 #2

Would love to read it but the link doesn't work here. I tried copying the link into a new window... usaf-vet Sep 2023 #65

Link works fine for me, maybe try again? emulatorloo Sep 2023 #74

Apologies all the way around. I did an OS update and now I have to figure out why a pdf doesn't..... usaf-vet Sep 2023 #106

Definitely better with computers ha ha. Jury's still out on AI 🤣 emulatorloo Sep 2023 #126

Not sure why - seems to work for others. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #94

Yes and it was set as the default pdf reader. Progress, don't you just love it. I love being a ..... usaf-vet Sep 2023 #112

Chrome or Microsoft Edge can both do PDF themselves IbogaProject Sep 2023 #168

Delicious is the word I used when I sent it on to friends, too. JudyM Sep 2023 #107

OMG you ain't kidding! LOL! 50 Shades Of Blue Sep 2023 #3

A thing of beauty, for sure.... Sogo Sep 2023 #4

That'll leave a mark. cloudbase Sep 2023 #5

He is not the brightest guy, but even he should realize he just got a big FU. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #54

Should being the key word here. yonder Sep 2023 #66

I think this is why she wrote NINE withering pages to not so bright Gym. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #79

One of my favorite parts (below) Redleg Sep 2023 #6

I like the part where she double dares him to stop federal funding for GA crime victims and children. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #56

I got a big chuckle out of the line below. Marvelous letter. Lonestarblue Sep 2023 #96

Translation: "Gym you are a gd dumb ass and moron which is why you couldn't pass the bar exam." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #117

Citation on the very first page gratuitous Sep 2023 #7

Fani didn't just burn Gym, she roasted him alive. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #57

He's gonna need Oxycontin mixed with Fentanyl ExWhoDoesntCare Sep 2023 #128

He should just go right to fentanyl. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #139

We need Fani Willis in higher office someday. raging moderate Sep 2023 #8

The problem is she doesn't suffer fools gladly. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #59

COMPLETELY AGREE. ALBliberal Sep 2023 #77

"Those who wish to avoid felony charges in Fulton County, Georgia -- including violations struggle4progress Sep 2023 #9

Basically this; A HERETIC I AM Sep 2023 #130

Magnificent! As a PS I would add: thucythucy Sep 2023 #10

Very good KS Toronado Sep 2023 #11

Love it malaise Sep 2023 #34

Perfect Call.......NC DENVERPOPS Sep 2023 #159

Wow. Aristus Sep 2023 #12

At the very least he will think twice before he runs his mouth at Fani. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #60

lol. "As a non-member of the bar, you can purchase a copy for two hundred forty-nine dollars" ecstatic Sep 2023 #137

Not sure if he can read, but hopefully someone will read this to him. milestogo Sep 2023 #13

Even if the letter is read to him, he will neither understand nor care. TomSlick Sep 2023 #25

Yes but it would still be as fun as hell to read him the letter. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #61

"Below are Suggestions for Productive Activity by the U.S. House Judiciary Committee." Scrivener7 Sep 2023 #14

Yeah, like go back under your rock, scumbag." grumpyduck Sep 2023 #17

"Get off your lazy mean ass and do some actual damn work." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #62

Exactly!!! Scrivener7 Sep 2023 #68

Kickin' With Gusto! Faux pas Sep 2023 #15

Nine pages of facts and citations. grumpyduck Sep 2023 #16

Fani could have sent him a FU letter with two or three sentences. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #69

That is 9 pages of awesomeness! Maeve Sep 2023 #18

I'm sure that people who have read the whole letter.... dchill Sep 2023 #19

Right he will have to take breaks for nap time and milk and cookie snacks. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #70

That letter is a gem. appleannie1 Sep 2023 #20

Wow, Ocelot. Thank you! I would have hated to miss this. Hortensis Sep 2023 #21

K&R stage left Sep 2023 #22

It is a work of art. Specifically, this one: Ocelot II Sep 2023 #23

Most excellent! WestMichRad Sep 2023 #43

And others might not know that was painted by a woman. Wednesdays Sep 2023 #141

A rape victim, too, with a whole lot of anger in that painting. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #142

gym jim, your are way out of your league messing with this lady. republianmushroom Sep 2023 #24

That was beautiful! boston bean Sep 2023 #26

"As a non-member of the bar..." ok_cpu Sep 2023 #27

This letter is packed full of priceless gems. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #83

This message was self-deleted by its author ok_cpu Sep 2023 #28

The banned books Traildogbob Sep 2023 #29

This letter should be required reading in the law school class that teaches you Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #84

I would love Traildogbob Sep 2023 #91

I was actually thinking about putting it on my "text to speech" function on my laptop. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #93

Damn that is a scathing condemnation of Gym Jordan malaise Sep 2023 #30

Can't wait for his acknowledgment to this one Deuxcents Sep 2023 #31

He is getting out his crayons as we speak. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #85

After reading that response he probably had to throw his shirt onto the pile with his jacket. Xavier Breath Sep 2023 #32

He'll probably BonnieJW Sep 2023 #46

All I can say is WOW! infullview Sep 2023 #33

The letter is a masterpiece. usonian Sep 2023 #35

Fantastic response to be sure! Atreus Sep 2023 #36

Yup. Just visuals for the magats. grumpyduck Sep 2023 #78

Doesn't matter if he reads it or not. The internet will be abuzz. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #89

I actually laughed out loud ITAL Sep 2023 #37

Touches like the ($249) are what made this letter pure genius. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #92

Little Gymboy taken to the woodshed. moondust Sep 2023 #38

Poor Gym. MontanaMama Sep 2023 #39

That long-ago photo makes my suspicions rise up. calimary Sep 2023 #138

I feel exactly the same way, calimary. eom. MontanaMama Sep 2023 #177

She is magnificent. Autumn Sep 2023 #40

Wooo ismnotwasm Sep 2023 #41

If she was nuclear physicist FrankChurchDem Sep 2023 #42

It's Fani's fault we have climate change. She just raised the earth's temp by 10 degrees. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #95

I would bet Gym was pissed when they read it to him. twodogsbarking Sep 2023 #44

Gym obviously didn't moniss Sep 2023 #45

This letter is sublime... Spazito Sep 2023 #47

"Allow me the opportunity to kick your rosy red ass to hell and back." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #98

Yep, in a nutshell... Spazito Sep 2023 #101

KR NT ProudProgressiveNow Sep 2023 #48

With the possible exception of Trump's indictments, this is best legal document I've read in years hlthe2b Sep 2023 #49

You don't need a law degree and license to know Fani burned Gym's backside. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #100

The law school he attended is little more than a diploma mill ExWhoDoesntCare Sep 2023 #129

"Your letter makes clear that you lack a basic understanding of the law, its practice ... muriel_volestrangler Sep 2023 #50

Truly a work of art dflprincess Sep 2023 #51

Your title delivered! Usually such thread titles over-promise and under-deliver. Not yours! . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2023 #52

This letter was no ordinary FU letter from an attorney. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #105

This was a FU letter instructing Jordan to get fucked in every possible way, Ocelot II Sep 2023 #115

Hard to get excited about attorney letters but this was pure sublime law porn. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #118

Fani smacked the crap out of Gymboy. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #53

Fani is something else Jarqui Sep 2023 #55

BOOM! Jilly_in_VA Sep 2023 #58

K&R spanone Sep 2023 #63

Boom! Elessar Zappa Sep 2023 #64

Fani Willis is Queen! mcar Sep 2023 #67

"Deal with reality or reality will deal with you. It is time that you deal with some basic realities." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #75

That was my favorite part. Goodheart Sep 2023 #87

BRAVA!!! evolves Sep 2023 #71

Oh, man... I want a cigarette and a shower now. And I don't even smoke. LOL... n/t TygrBright Sep 2023 #72

There's only one way she could have topped that... jmowreader Sep 2023 #73

Gym earned himself a hard, bare-assed spanking. lamp_shade Sep 2023 #76

Love it! enigmania Sep 2023 #80

The racist threats her office received are documented in Exhibits F-O. She told Jordan to find out. Efilroft Sul Sep 2023 #81

"Instead of your stupid ass pranks, why don't you find out who is trying to kill me and my staff." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #108

Yup! If I smoked, I would light up after reading that letter. Efilroft Sul Sep 2023 #133

I know, the letter is better than sex. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #140

THREE-POINT BASKET AND THE FOUL!!!! PCIntern Sep 2023 #82

OK, she is nothing short of FREAKING AWESOME. Goodheart Sep 2023 #86

I know, she needs to be moved to DOJ. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #110

She needs to stay right where she is and try this case as far as it can go. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #113

Of course, I mean after all is said and done in Fulton County. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #119

Question: Does Willis indicate anywhere in that letter an implication of obstruction by Jordan? msfiddlestix Sep 2023 #88

Obstruction only in the sense that he's trying to interfere with her prosecution. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #97

So, if she wanted to, she could bring obstruction charges against Jordan or request DOJ to bring Obstruction charges? msfiddlestix Sep 2023 #104

The letter isn't a charging document or even an official pleading Ocelot II Sep 2023 #111

I think she is doing way more than telling Gym to pound sand. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #114

Thank you for your succinct clarification! msfiddlestix Sep 2023 #127

Maybe I'm reading too much between the lines, Hermit-The-Prog Sep 2023 #164

Wow, just wow. I ❤️ DA Willis/her team!!. n/t iluvtennis Sep 2023 #90

Henceforth, address all future mail to Jordan as: Attilatheblond Sep 2023 #99

WOW! MuseRider Sep 2023 #102

Since you are not Old Crank Sep 2023 #103

This was certainly a jab at Gym. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #122

He's going to need skin grafts for that one. n/t D23MIURG23 Sep 2023 #156

Won't change him Old Crank Sep 2023 #157

Nicole Reading the Letter on Her Show 4 p.m. EST NJCher Sep 2023 #109

I hope this video gets posted here. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #123

If Trump and his lawyers and co-defendants read this letter, they should be shaking in their shoes. Lonestarblue Sep 2023 #116

This☝️Fani is a brilliant legal mind. We are so lucky she's in a position onetexan Sep 2023 #162

Wow! BigOleDummy Sep 2023 #120

Gym is probably furious that someone actually called him on his crap. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #124

Holy shit. MLAA Sep 2023 #121

gg, Fani... mic drop. WarGamer Sep 2023 #125

That line refusing to obey his subpoena ExWhoDoesntCare Sep 2023 #131

The little excerpt I heard on Nicolle Wallace's show gave me chills ecstatic Sep 2023 #132

The criminal defendant about which you express concern was fully aware ecstatic Sep 2023 #134

Very impressive, especially if she Disaffected Sep 2023 #135

She didn't even... appmanga Sep 2023 #136

Wonder if Fox will cover it or ignore it...and if they cover, how will they spin it? THis would be Amaryllis Sep 2023 #143

Kick canetoad Sep 2023 #144

Someone should read it into the Congressional Record. orthoclad Sep 2023 #145

it's about damn time his bullshit is called out........... Takket Sep 2023 #146

Mic drop. area51 Sep 2023 #147

I was just taking a skim-peak at this doc, and it sucked me in ! Pluvious Sep 2023 #148

Lawrence O'Donnell MSNBC is reading from the letter Marthe48 Sep 2023 #149

Mary McCord feels the tone of the letter was too condescending ecstatic Sep 2023 #150

not at all Takket Sep 2023 #153

I'm afraid I don't understand why Mary McCord spooky3 Sep 2023 #160

I thought mccord was out of her league Marthe48 Sep 2023 #165

Gym Jordan deserves to be condescended to. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #174

She brought receipts!! Mad_Machine76 Sep 2023 #151

Holy crap. KentuckyWoman Sep 2023 #152

she is my kind of gal Skittles Sep 2023 #154

Gym don't think too good.... Blue Owl Sep 2023 #155

I thought you were exaggerating but I read the letter anyway Rachel M at 6 pm Sep 2023 #158

Gym says . . . oh come on, let's be friends here! Aussie105 Sep 2023 #161

I want to see bronze and marble statues of her holding that letter and a sledge hammer. Hermit-The-Prog Sep 2023 #163

She also slapped him for being a lackey Historic NY Sep 2023 #166

Does someone have a link to the attachments? Habitation Sep 2023 #167

Damn. She hammered him solidly! Rabrrrrrr Sep 2023 #169

love the part where she said he could buy a state by state RICO guide.. samnsara Sep 2023 #170

Oh, that is excellent! NH Ethylene Sep 2023 #171

Its a great reply (not that this will stop Jackass Jim) but I have some concerns. Anyone a lawyer? Playingmantis Sep 2023 #172

I dunno. Seems pretty vague and ambiguous. BobTheSubgenius Sep 2023 #173

Holy shit! I HAVE NEVER READ such a pitch perfect take down in every way, response! Ninga Sep 2023 #175

I especially like how she suggests... malthaussen Sep 2023 #176