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154. she is my kind of gal

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Fani Willis' letter to Gym Jordan is the best Fuck You letter I've ever read! [View all] Ocelot II Sep 2023 OP

Great response! apcalc Sep 2023 #1

Isn't it delicious? Ocelot II Sep 2023 #2

Would love to read it but the link doesn't work here. I tried copying the link into a new window... usaf-vet Sep 2023 #65

Link works fine for me, maybe try again? emulatorloo Sep 2023 #74

Apologies all the way around. I did an OS update and now I have to figure out why a pdf doesn't..... usaf-vet Sep 2023 #106

Definitely better with computers ha ha. Jury's still out on AI 🤣 emulatorloo Sep 2023 #126

Not sure why - seems to work for others. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #94

Yes and it was set as the default pdf reader. Progress, don't you just love it. I love being a ..... usaf-vet Sep 2023 #112

Chrome or Microsoft Edge can both do PDF themselves IbogaProject Sep 2023 #168

Delicious is the word I used when I sent it on to friends, too. JudyM Sep 2023 #107

OMG you ain't kidding! LOL! 50 Shades Of Blue Sep 2023 #3

A thing of beauty, for sure.... Sogo Sep 2023 #4

That'll leave a mark. cloudbase Sep 2023 #5

He is not the brightest guy, but even he should realize he just got a big FU. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #54

Should being the key word here. yonder Sep 2023 #66

I think this is why she wrote NINE withering pages to not so bright Gym. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #79

One of my favorite parts (below) Redleg Sep 2023 #6

I like the part where she double dares him to stop federal funding for GA crime victims and children. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #56

I got a big chuckle out of the line below. Marvelous letter. Lonestarblue Sep 2023 #96

Translation: "Gym you are a gd dumb ass and moron which is why you couldn't pass the bar exam." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #117

Citation on the very first page gratuitous Sep 2023 #7

Fani didn't just burn Gym, she roasted him alive. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #57

He's gonna need Oxycontin mixed with Fentanyl ExWhoDoesntCare Sep 2023 #128

He should just go right to fentanyl. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #139

We need Fani Willis in higher office someday. raging moderate Sep 2023 #8

The problem is she doesn't suffer fools gladly. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #59

COMPLETELY AGREE. ALBliberal Sep 2023 #77

"Those who wish to avoid felony charges in Fulton County, Georgia -- including violations struggle4progress Sep 2023 #9

Basically this; A HERETIC I AM Sep 2023 #130

Magnificent! As a PS I would add: thucythucy Sep 2023 #10

Very good KS Toronado Sep 2023 #11

Love it malaise Sep 2023 #34

Perfect Call.......NC DENVERPOPS Sep 2023 #159

Wow. Aristus Sep 2023 #12

At the very least he will think twice before he runs his mouth at Fani. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #60

lol. "As a non-member of the bar, you can purchase a copy for two hundred forty-nine dollars" ecstatic Sep 2023 #137

Not sure if he can read, but hopefully someone will read this to him. milestogo Sep 2023 #13

Even if the letter is read to him, he will neither understand nor care. TomSlick Sep 2023 #25

Yes but it would still be as fun as hell to read him the letter. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #61

"Below are Suggestions for Productive Activity by the U.S. House Judiciary Committee." Scrivener7 Sep 2023 #14

Yeah, like go back under your rock, scumbag." grumpyduck Sep 2023 #17

"Get off your lazy mean ass and do some actual damn work." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #62

Exactly!!! Scrivener7 Sep 2023 #68

Kickin' With Gusto! Faux pas Sep 2023 #15

Nine pages of facts and citations. grumpyduck Sep 2023 #16

Fani could have sent him a FU letter with two or three sentences. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #69

That is 9 pages of awesomeness! Maeve Sep 2023 #18

I'm sure that people who have read the whole letter.... dchill Sep 2023 #19

Right he will have to take breaks for nap time and milk and cookie snacks. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #70

That letter is a gem. appleannie1 Sep 2023 #20

Wow, Ocelot. Thank you! I would have hated to miss this. Hortensis Sep 2023 #21

K&R stage left Sep 2023 #22

It is a work of art. Specifically, this one: Ocelot II Sep 2023 #23

Most excellent! WestMichRad Sep 2023 #43

And others might not know that was painted by a woman. Wednesdays Sep 2023 #141

A rape victim, too, with a whole lot of anger in that painting. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #142

gym jim, your are way out of your league messing with this lady. republianmushroom Sep 2023 #24

That was beautiful! boston bean Sep 2023 #26

"As a non-member of the bar..." ok_cpu Sep 2023 #27

This letter is packed full of priceless gems. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #83

This message was self-deleted by its author ok_cpu Sep 2023 #28

The banned books Traildogbob Sep 2023 #29

This letter should be required reading in the law school class that teaches you Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #84

I would love Traildogbob Sep 2023 #91

I was actually thinking about putting it on my "text to speech" function on my laptop. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #93

Damn that is a scathing condemnation of Gym Jordan malaise Sep 2023 #30

Can't wait for his acknowledgment to this one Deuxcents Sep 2023 #31

He is getting out his crayons as we speak. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #85

After reading that response he probably had to throw his shirt onto the pile with his jacket. Xavier Breath Sep 2023 #32

He'll probably BonnieJW Sep 2023 #46

All I can say is WOW! infullview Sep 2023 #33

The letter is a masterpiece. usonian Sep 2023 #35

Fantastic response to be sure! Atreus Sep 2023 #36

Yup. Just visuals for the magats. grumpyduck Sep 2023 #78

Doesn't matter if he reads it or not. The internet will be abuzz. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #89

I actually laughed out loud ITAL Sep 2023 #37

Touches like the ($249) are what made this letter pure genius. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #92

Little Gymboy taken to the woodshed. moondust Sep 2023 #38

Poor Gym. MontanaMama Sep 2023 #39

That long-ago photo makes my suspicions rise up. calimary Sep 2023 #138

I feel exactly the same way, calimary. eom. MontanaMama Sep 2023 #177

She is magnificent. Autumn Sep 2023 #40

Wooo ismnotwasm Sep 2023 #41

If she was nuclear physicist FrankChurchDem Sep 2023 #42

It's Fani's fault we have climate change. She just raised the earth's temp by 10 degrees. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #95

I would bet Gym was pissed when they read it to him. twodogsbarking Sep 2023 #44

Gym obviously didn't moniss Sep 2023 #45

This letter is sublime... Spazito Sep 2023 #47

"Allow me the opportunity to kick your rosy red ass to hell and back." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #98

Yep, in a nutshell... Spazito Sep 2023 #101

KR NT ProudProgressiveNow Sep 2023 #48

With the possible exception of Trump's indictments, this is best legal document I've read in years hlthe2b Sep 2023 #49

You don't need a law degree and license to know Fani burned Gym's backside. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #100

The law school he attended is little more than a diploma mill ExWhoDoesntCare Sep 2023 #129

"Your letter makes clear that you lack a basic understanding of the law, its practice ... muriel_volestrangler Sep 2023 #50

Truly a work of art dflprincess Sep 2023 #51

Your title delivered! Usually such thread titles over-promise and under-deliver. Not yours! . . nt Bernardo de La Paz Sep 2023 #52

This letter was no ordinary FU letter from an attorney. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #105

This was a FU letter instructing Jordan to get fucked in every possible way, Ocelot II Sep 2023 #115

Hard to get excited about attorney letters but this was pure sublime law porn. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #118

Fani smacked the crap out of Gymboy. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #53

Fani is something else Jarqui Sep 2023 #55

BOOM! Jilly_in_VA Sep 2023 #58

K&R spanone Sep 2023 #63

Boom! Elessar Zappa Sep 2023 #64

Fani Willis is Queen! mcar Sep 2023 #67

"Deal with reality or reality will deal with you. It is time that you deal with some basic realities." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #75

That was my favorite part. Goodheart Sep 2023 #87

BRAVA!!! evolves Sep 2023 #71

Oh, man... I want a cigarette and a shower now. And I don't even smoke. LOL... n/t TygrBright Sep 2023 #72

There's only one way she could have topped that... jmowreader Sep 2023 #73

Gym earned himself a hard, bare-assed spanking. lamp_shade Sep 2023 #76

Love it! enigmania Sep 2023 #80

The racist threats her office received are documented in Exhibits F-O. She told Jordan to find out. Efilroft Sul Sep 2023 #81

"Instead of your stupid ass pranks, why don't you find out who is trying to kill me and my staff." Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #108

Yup! If I smoked, I would light up after reading that letter. Efilroft Sul Sep 2023 #133

I know, the letter is better than sex. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #140

THREE-POINT BASKET AND THE FOUL!!!! PCIntern Sep 2023 #82

OK, she is nothing short of FREAKING AWESOME. Goodheart Sep 2023 #86

I know, she needs to be moved to DOJ. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #110

She needs to stay right where she is and try this case as far as it can go. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #113

Of course, I mean after all is said and done in Fulton County. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #119

Question: Does Willis indicate anywhere in that letter an implication of obstruction by Jordan? msfiddlestix Sep 2023 #88

Obstruction only in the sense that he's trying to interfere with her prosecution. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #97

So, if she wanted to, she could bring obstruction charges against Jordan or request DOJ to bring Obstruction charges? msfiddlestix Sep 2023 #104

The letter isn't a charging document or even an official pleading Ocelot II Sep 2023 #111

I think she is doing way more than telling Gym to pound sand. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #114

Thank you for your succinct clarification! msfiddlestix Sep 2023 #127

Maybe I'm reading too much between the lines, Hermit-The-Prog Sep 2023 #164

Wow, just wow. I ❤️ DA Willis/her team!!. n/t iluvtennis Sep 2023 #90

Henceforth, address all future mail to Jordan as: Attilatheblond Sep 2023 #99

WOW! MuseRider Sep 2023 #102

Since you are not Old Crank Sep 2023 #103

This was certainly a jab at Gym. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #122

He's going to need skin grafts for that one. n/t D23MIURG23 Sep 2023 #156

Won't change him Old Crank Sep 2023 #157

Nicole Reading the Letter on Her Show 4 p.m. EST NJCher Sep 2023 #109

I hope this video gets posted here. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #123

If Trump and his lawyers and co-defendants read this letter, they should be shaking in their shoes. Lonestarblue Sep 2023 #116

This☝️Fani is a brilliant legal mind. We are so lucky she's in a position onetexan Sep 2023 #162

Wow! BigOleDummy Sep 2023 #120

Gym is probably furious that someone actually called him on his crap. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #124

Holy shit. MLAA Sep 2023 #121

gg, Fani... mic drop. WarGamer Sep 2023 #125

That line refusing to obey his subpoena ExWhoDoesntCare Sep 2023 #131

The little excerpt I heard on Nicolle Wallace's show gave me chills ecstatic Sep 2023 #132

The criminal defendant about which you express concern was fully aware ecstatic Sep 2023 #134

Very impressive, especially if she Disaffected Sep 2023 #135

She didn't even... appmanga Sep 2023 #136

Wonder if Fox will cover it or ignore it...and if they cover, how will they spin it? THis would be Amaryllis Sep 2023 #143

Kick canetoad Sep 2023 #144

Someone should read it into the Congressional Record. orthoclad Sep 2023 #145

it's about damn time his bullshit is called out........... Takket Sep 2023 #146

Mic drop. area51 Sep 2023 #147

I was just taking a skim-peak at this doc, and it sucked me in ! Pluvious Sep 2023 #148

Lawrence O'Donnell MSNBC is reading from the letter Marthe48 Sep 2023 #149

Mary McCord feels the tone of the letter was too condescending ecstatic Sep 2023 #150

not at all Takket Sep 2023 #153

I'm afraid I don't understand why Mary McCord spooky3 Sep 2023 #160

I thought mccord was out of her league Marthe48 Sep 2023 #165

Gym Jordan deserves to be condescended to. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #174

She brought receipts!! Mad_Machine76 Sep 2023 #151

Holy crap. KentuckyWoman Sep 2023 #152

she is my kind of gal Skittles Sep 2023 #154

Gym don't think too good.... Blue Owl Sep 2023 #155

I thought you were exaggerating but I read the letter anyway Rachel M at 6 pm Sep 2023 #158

Gym says . . . oh come on, let's be friends here! Aussie105 Sep 2023 #161

I want to see bronze and marble statues of her holding that letter and a sledge hammer. Hermit-The-Prog Sep 2023 #163

She also slapped him for being a lackey Historic NY Sep 2023 #166

Does someone have a link to the attachments? Habitation Sep 2023 #167

Damn. She hammered him solidly! Rabrrrrrr Sep 2023 #169

love the part where she said he could buy a state by state RICO guide.. samnsara Sep 2023 #170

Oh, that is excellent! NH Ethylene Sep 2023 #171

Its a great reply (not that this will stop Jackass Jim) but I have some concerns. Anyone a lawyer? Playingmantis Sep 2023 #172

I dunno. Seems pretty vague and ambiguous. BobTheSubgenius Sep 2023 #173

Holy shit! I HAVE NEVER READ such a pitch perfect take down in every way, response! Ninga Sep 2023 #175

I especially like how she suggests... malthaussen Sep 2023 #176