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Cyrano

(15,388 posts) Tue Sep 12, 2023, 02:41 PM Sep 2023

The House Republicans are getting ready to impeach Joe Biden for ... ?? [View all]

Okay, kids, it's guessing time as to why they want to impeach Joe.

Here's my guess. His dog bit a secret service agent, he overloads the White House freezers with ice cream, and his son has a laptop. -- The horror of it all.

So what's your guess as to why they want to impeach this dog loving, ice cream eating father?

Don't hold back. Let it all out.

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The House Republicans are getting ready to impeach Joe Biden for ... ?? [View all] Cyrano Sep 2023 OP

For being a Democrat and having legitimately defeated TFG, Ocelot II Sep 2023 #1

For stealing the election obviously. Voltaire2 Sep 2023 #2

For making Hair Furious look bad Jerry2144 Sep 2023 #3

To use it as an election talking point. gab13by13 Sep 2023 #4

Tut, tut - trifles! gratuitous Sep 2023 #5

Winning. Mz Pip Sep 2023 #6

He doesn't have a cat. Maybe he hates cats. Cat lovers everywhere want him removed! Cyrano Sep 2023 #7

He does have a cat. we can do it Sep 2023 #8

Really? My bad. But having a cat may be a reason for impeachment. Cyrano Sep 2023 #11

He's such a panderer! tazkcmo Sep 2023 #31

He has a cat. Ocelot II Sep 2023 #34

For having committed a high crime and a misdemeanor to be named later... getagrip_already Sep 2023 #9

Rumor has it... in 1998 he left the house with one black sock and one navy blue sock. WarGamer Sep 2023 #10

Yes. I remember hearing about that. What a beast. Cyrano Sep 2023 #12

I hear two things underpants Sep 2023 #20

Isn't ripping the tag off a mattress a felony? Cyrano Sep 2023 #22

For the manufacturers yes. underpants Sep 2023 #23

Didn't he wear a tan suit once? Scrivener7 Sep 2023 #13

Nah, that was the other guy they wanted to impeach. Cyrano Sep 2023 #14

Because we impeached their guy Diamond_Dog Sep 2023 #15

+1 2naSalit Sep 2023 #16

For kicking ass, petting dogs and eating ice cream mahina Sep 2023 #17

This message was self-deleted by its author mahina Sep 2023 #18

He makes perfect phone calls. Cartoonist Sep 2023 #19

They need a house vote to even look into it, I don't see that happening.. Emile Sep 2023 #21

Because he is over 80 years old Norbert Sep 2023 #24

Impeached Joe Biden for taking wild rides in his damn Corvette. magicarpet Sep 2023 #25

. magicarpet Sep 2023 #27

Cause he looks so damned good in jeans. Talitha Sep 2023 #26

They know not how to Govern. pwb Sep 2023 #28

They don't have enough votes in their own party to even start the process yaesu Sep 2023 #29

starting it without a vote. maxsolomon Sep 2023 #36

Probably for drinking the blood of unbaptized babies. Lunabell Sep 2023 #30

Seven million felony charges do anything for ya? Shermann Sep 2023 #32

For petting a dog without consent... and... Jrose Sep 2023 #33

Presidenting While Democrat durablend Sep 2023 #35

The allegation is for taking bribes through Hunter Biden. maxsolomon Sep 2023 #37