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LeftyLucie

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23. If this woman touches your penis and it doesn't immediately retract into your abdomen ...

Reply to sheshe2 (Original post)

Fri Sep 15, 2023, 11:56 PM

Sep 2023

Get yourself immediately to the nearest clinic.

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'I'm truly sorry': Lauren Boebert backtracks on vaping before Beetlejuice boot [View all] sheshe2 Sep 2023 OP

It ain't the vaping, Loren..... OAITW r.2.0 Sep 2023 #1

Absolutely Deuxcents Sep 2023 #3

Not accurate is what a Republican calls it when they tell a bald headed lie Walleye Sep 2023 #2

or "alternative facts" or "Truth isn't truth" ...nt Jarqui Sep 2023 #9

"unwanted attention"!!!!! Rorey Sep 2023 #4

I doubt it Mr.Bill Sep 2023 #76

BULLSHIT! sakabatou Sep 2023 #5

I could not recall the electronic vaping in-between the hand *vaping* (wink, wink) Solly Mack Sep 2023 #6

Yeah, her date was also being disgusting Rorey Sep 2023 #13

Yes. He'll just hate it too. Just like her. Solly Mack Sep 2023 #66

Oh snap! sheshe2 Sep 2023 #19

"a much-anticipated production", LOL tanyev Sep 2023 #7

I know, right!? It's Beetlejuice--not La Boheme Recycle_Guru Sep 2023 #12

Well, to be fair... Auggy74 Sep 2023 #28

Nice words on the surface, but GP6971 Sep 2023 #8

hahaha! "I'm deeply sorry you caught me. Fuuuucckkk!" Recycle_Guru Sep 2023 #10

Also, "Just how many security cameras does that stupid place have???" tanyev Sep 2023 #26

exactly! lololol Recycle_Guru Sep 2023 #44

Exactly right. Who knew there were cameras? Chainfire Sep 2023 #92

Whoa! She was even worse than I imagined! Rorey Sep 2023 #11

Campaign: she's just an over excited country rube in the big city Recycle_Guru Sep 2023 #15

Who is the we she refers to in the we will regain your trust. Is she British royalty? MLAA Sep 2023 #14

her multiple personalities Recycle_Guru Sep 2023 #16

Ahhh, makes sense! MLAA Sep 2023 #17

Hey Lauren the Jerk Store is calling Blue Owl Sep 2023 #18

Make that JERK OFF. Cha Sep 2023 #22

She still stands behind the handjob, though geniph Sep 2023 #20

lol Rorey Sep 2023 #25

I'll be chuckling about that one for the rest of the night! calimary Sep 2023 #31

+! sheshe2 Sep 2023 #37

I agree that it looks like those boobs are new. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #38

I was thinking the same thing, but I wasn't sure. Chainfire Sep 2023 #93

Yes they look new, and she is sure showing them off. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #95

hilarious turn of phrase Recycle_Guru Sep 2023 #46

Now THAT is funny, and very creative as well! Abolishinist Sep 2023 #63

Nice! AllyCat Sep 2023 #75

BULLSHIT.. you Got BUSTED & then Cha Sep 2023 #21

She hasn't even commented on the live sex act. sheshe2 Sep 2023 #32

Was there more thanher date touching her breasts? Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #35

No, just her date. sheshe2 Sep 2023 #40

They both looked and acted high as kites. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #42

She put both her hands in his lap and, um, moved rhythmically. yardwork Sep 2023 #86

Jebus god. In public. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #90

Actually EndlessWire Sep 2023 #88

How much booze and cocaine does it take to act like this? Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #91

That's Stupid.. boboboob set Cha Sep 2023 #80

If this woman touches your penis and it doesn't immediately retract into your abdomen ... LeftyLucie Sep 2023 #23

LOL! n/t EndlessWire Sep 2023 #89

Put the vaping aside. Let's talk about masterbation texasfiddler Sep 2023 #24

. dalton99a Sep 2023 #39

Dalton, that is an interesting still shot. sheshe2 Sep 2023 #51

You can smell the sincerity dalton99a Sep 2023 #27

There is no way she wrote that bullshit. Murphyb849 Sep 2023 #29

How can you forget you vaped? Farmer-Rick Sep 2023 #30

She cannot remember she vaped shortly after she did so. Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #33

Man. Woman. Beetlejuice. Camera. Camera. Camera. Recycle_Guru Sep 2023 #50

Man Woman Boobs Drugs Finger Camera Camera Camera Irish_Dem Sep 2023 #57

I could understand that statement if she were at home. Jedi Guy Sep 2023 #85

Wow,she *IS*?! Amazing! UTUSN Sep 2023 #34

Love the Royal "we" CanonRay Sep 2023 #36

"We" indeed... AmBlue Sep 2023 #65

Lauren Boebert - 2024. Will Give Handjobs For Votes. Aristus Sep 2023 #41

For a blow job, vote TWICE! dalton99a Sep 2023 #43

New campaign slogan - "Marjorie Taylor Green Sucks! Aristus Sep 2023 #45

Liberty University scholars to assess efficiency of competing methods dalton99a Sep 2023 #48

Final assessment to be decided by the headmaster. Aristus Sep 2023 #52

+1 dalton99a Sep 2023 #54

DUzy! intheflow Sep 2023 #71

What was she vaping? Captain Zero Sep 2023 #47

An even more horrible moniss Sep 2023 #49

Maybe the new campaign slogan can be moniss Sep 2023 #53

Eeeew! sheshe2 Sep 2023 #55

Join The Boebert Campaign! Everyone Will Be Coming! Aristus Sep 2023 #56

"Boebert for Colorado. Always moniss Sep 2023 #59

Lauren Boebert - She Handles The Hard Things! Aristus Sep 2023 #61

"Lauren Works It HARD For You" dalton99a Sep 2023 #60

"...natural anxiety of being in a new environment"...She has never been in a theater before? LoisB Sep 2023 #58

Before long her and her date would've been going all the way Raine Sep 2023 #62

Resign. Bluethroughu Sep 2023 #64

Rep. Sex Worker will let you put it in her backfield for campaign donation for her fucking shitshow. SoFlaBro Sep 2023 #67

Who's "we"? AllyCat Sep 2023 #68

Her boobs. rubbersole Sep 2023 #72

Lol! AllyCat Sep 2023 #74

ROFL 🤣 nt Raine Sep 2023 #78

I was going to say Leaky and Freaky... rubbersole Sep 2023 #79

"I'm sorry that I was caught being a jerk to people and acting like a horny teenager" LeftInTX Sep 2023 #69

At least her kids are all mature gun owners now. dchill Sep 2023 #70

Admit it, you were HAMMERED Warpy Sep 2023 #73

Well, if he bought a bowling alley... rubbersole Sep 2023 #77

After this, she might decide not to run again DFW Sep 2023 #81

I'm truly sorry! I really pulled a boner! retread Sep 2023 #82

Those damn cameras! William769 Sep 2023 #83

Caught on camera!!! sheshe2 Sep 2023 #96

Resign asshole malaise Sep 2023 #84

I thought we Coloradans should start a recall petition Rorey Sep 2023 #87

Of course peggysue2 Sep 2023 #94

This!!! sheshe2 Sep 2023 #97

Boebert still fucking reaching across the aisle while her John plays the topside shit bongos. SoFlaBro Sep 2023 #98