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SWBTATTReg

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11. Knowing tRUMP and his attitude and mannerisms, he would first complain that someone was on his

Reply to bigtree (Original post)

Sat Sep 30, 2023, 12:09 PM

Sep 2023

property illegally and also illegally swimming in his pool. All while the person is close to drowning or in fact, already drowned.

Then tRUMP would sue their estate, for dirtying his pool etc.

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You're the lifeguard at Mar-a-Lago and Donald Trump is drowning in the pool... [View all] bigtree Sep 2023 OP

Can I shoot with the camera at the same time I throw in an hlthe2b Sep 2023 #1

With his BMI he might have enough fat to be naturally buoyant NotASurfer Sep 2023 #10

Can I get a hamberder poolside while I consider? marble falls Sep 2023 #2

Make sure it's cooked to "well done " GopherGal Sep 2023 #21

Try to achieve an image with optimal natural lighting from different positions and angles dalton99a Sep 2023 #3

I would take a photo, but it's time for my 10 minute break. Pharlo Sep 2023 #4

I would have to save him as that would be my job. FarPoint Sep 2023 #5

I'd be on break... PCIntern Sep 2023 #8

If luck was on my side... FarPoint Sep 2023 #22

Do I have my portable martini kit and a supply of ice? The Unmitigated Gall Sep 2023 #6

Hold my beer 🍺 dweller Sep 2023 #7

Oh there's only one choice for sure... Cheezoholic Sep 2023 #9

Gosh, Delphinus Sep 2023 #24

Knowing tRUMP and his attitude and mannerisms, he would first complain that someone was on his SWBTATTReg Sep 2023 #11

For duty and humanity, I would throw him a lifesaver. usonian Sep 2023 #12

I'd throw in an electric lamp... MiHale Sep 2023 #13

Best reply (solution) yet. llmart Sep 2023 #19

Not a Pulitzer, but usonian Sep 2023 #14

Sorry folks, everybody out, NOW. Gotta close the pool... Hermit-The-Prog Sep 2023 #15

How dare you guys! You are so mean and don't see the ONLY answer.... essaynnc Sep 2023 #16

I Was Thinking Barbell ProfessorGAC Sep 2023 #27

Trick question! Have we ever seen Donald Duck actually take a swim? Earth-shine Sep 2023 #17

You're the lifeguard at Mar-a-Lago and Donald Trump is drowning in the pool... Takket Sep 2023 #18

Hamberder & covfefe to be eaten in the breakroom. KS Toronado Sep 2023 #25

I bet Dump leaves an orange ring around the pool. roamer65 Sep 2023 #20

It's gonna be a screen grab from my Tiktok vid. dchill Sep 2023 #23

...I would go with color so the red ketchup that I tossed into the air provided contrast... Sancho Sep 2023 #26

I would need a pee break first RainCaster Sep 2023 #28