The brain-hijacking parasite that creates disco zombie snails

[yonder]

3. Yeah, same here. Life in all of its forms - beauty and then, not so much.

Hollywood could adapt this into the next gross-out flic: down-on-his luck prosthetic salesman meets beautiful young opthamologist. Date a few times, dinner, disco dancing mostly to music by the Bee-Gees. Strange things start happening in each other's professional lives usually connected by left out beer and spilled salt but always including a big bird of some sort - Ostrich, Turkey Vulture, Red-tail, etc. Ooooh, maybe the opthamologist is also a raptor biologist and the salesman raises racing pigeons. That's how they met. Anyway, they put two and two together. The army shows up and Bingo, a B-movie.

Nawww, it'd never work.