Breaking: Republican Intern Named Zach to Be Speaker of the House [View all]

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“This is gonna be dope,” he said.
By Andy Borowitz

October 13, 2023

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WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In what they are hailing as a consensus choice, House Republicans have nominated a college intern named Zach to be the new Speaker of the House.

The freshly minted G.O.P. nominee acknowledged that he was “kind of surprised” to be chosen as Speaker but said that he was “totally stoked about wielding that hammer.”