Fox News host's '$90 Turkey' claim mocked as prices plunge in 'Thanksgiving miracle'

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61. I figured out how he did it

Chaffetz lives in Manhattan, right?

The NYC supermarket chain Gristedes has three turkeys on offer on their webpage:

Shady Brook Farms frozen turkeys $3.29 per pound
Butterball frozen turkeys $4.29 per pound
Organic fresh turkeys $7.69 per pound

A 21-pound Butterball or a 12-pound fresh organic turkey would cost you $90.

This is not because Joe Biden is president.
This is because Gristedes is expensive as fuck.

They also have:

Chunk White Albacore Bumble Bee Tuna $4.09 per five ounce can
Regular size can Del Monte tomato sauce $1.59
Pearl Milling Co. 32 ounce pancake mix $7.59
Box of eight Pop-Tarts $7.19
28 ounce jar Skippy peanut butter $9.59
Packet McCormick chicken gravy mix $3.29
40 ounce bottle Mazola corn oil $10.79
18 ounce loaf utility-grade bread $5.09
30 ounce jar Hellman's mayo $14.29