George Santos Accuses GOP Colleagues of Drunkenness, Adultery, Insider Trading

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31. Poor stupid sexy Madison Cawthorn...

He was born on third base and had everything ironically in his favor via frat-boy misadventure causing disability providing him major sympathy points. And Cawthorn was only cross-dressing ironically.

Note: cross-dressing is totally cool, unless you're a hypocrite about it.

CNN - https://www.cnn.com/2022/03/28/politics/madison-cawthorn-orgy-invite-cocaine-claim/index.html
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North Carolina Republican Rep. Madison Cawthorn claimed that he has been invited to an orgy in Washington and had personally seen leaders in the efforts to curb drug addiction doing cocaine.

Cawthorn, who was elected in 2020 as the youngest person ever to serve in Congress, made the comments during an appearance on the “Warrior Poet Society” podcast with host John Lovell.

Lovell was asking Cawthorn how close the fictitious TV show “House of Cards” was to real life as a member of Congress. To which Cawthorn said this:

“The sexual perversion that goes on in Washington … being kind of a young guy in Washington, where the average age is probably 60 or 70 – [you] look at all these people, a lot of them that I’ve looked up to through my life, I’ve always paid attention to politics. … Then all of a sudden you get invited – ‘We’re going to have a sexual get-together at one of our homes, you should come.’ … What did you just ask me to come to? And then you realize they’re asking you to come to an orgy. … Some of the people leading on the movement to try and remove addiction in our country, and then you watch them do a key bump of cocaine right in front of you. And it’s like, this is wild.”

As the story states, they were all cool with Madison cross-dressing and humping sleeping cousins until he started airing others' potential dirty laundry.