I never ever wore socks with sandals, put ketchup on a hotdog, or voted for a republican!

[Abolishinist]

35. Nothing to do with ketchup,

but this reminded me of the time we were having lunch at cafe in London, next to the Cutty Sark and the Royal Observatory. The lady sitting alone next to us, with an obvious French accent, ordered a hamburger.

When her order arrived, she proceeded to eat it Continental style, i.e., the burger sitting flat on her plate as she dined on it with a fork in her left hand, tines pointing down, and a knife in her right. Still cracks me up to this day!