I'm not a football fan, but I'll force myself to watch the Super Bowl.

[SarahD]

5. No. Not possible.

You cannot be as crazy as they are. You're kind of insulting them. They spend all that time and effort, watch countless hours of Fox, search in the dustiest corners and crevices of the internet, spend their money on MAGA clothing and souvenirs, pray fervently to their orange Jesus, etc. I mean, they work HARD at being nuts, and here you come, daring to suggest you could achieve their level of batshit with little or no effort? If I were them, I would be hurt and angry. Mostly angry.