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61. DING DONG....DO YA HAVE TO RUB IT IN THAT MY MAINSTAY AINT STAYIN? SUSTENANCE MATTERS MAN!

Thu Nov 22, 2012, 03:51 PM

Nov 2012

STOP IT, THIS IS HARD! BARRICADED WITH MY TWINKIEFLASHLIGHT, MY BIBLE & MY SIDE ARM. IT'S TIME TO GO TO MY ARCHIE BUNKER AND AWAIT THE INFRINGEMENT OF MY RIGHT TO SECEDE FROM OBAMA CARE. NOT KIDDING! SERIOUSLY!

Shit, gotta go, Mom is making me come out & eat with family now... but I'll be back!

. (Devil in the details, the angel is in the policy ) ask Mitt, he'll tell ya!)

(To all a very good Thanksgiving. I don't know what I'd have done without all y'all.)

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...this may be my last entry... [View all] WilliamPitt Nov 2012 OP

That's wonderfully hilarious! CaliforniaPeggy Nov 2012 #1

Thanks for the laugh! Sadiedog Nov 2012 #2

LOL k&R nt abelenkpe Nov 2012 #3

That's hilarious! defacto7 Nov 2012 #4

Wow! At least he/she will be able to receive psychiatric care under ObamaCare. madinmaryland Nov 2012 #5

My first thought too!!! lunasun Nov 2012 #9

where did you find that one... trailmonkee Nov 2012 #6

Original sources. One is DU. NYC_SKP Nov 2012 #8

Tumblr is fun... another great teacher found on DU...thanks NYC_SKP! littlemissmartypants Nov 2012 #24

that's awesome trailmonkee Nov 2012 #25

Hey, how did you get that? I thought my diary was private. nm rhett o rick Nov 2012 #7

It's the Omega Man, LOL! pinboy3niner Nov 2012 #10

Muy excellente, comrade! (Did we add, the zombies are all Communists and speak Spanish?) leveymg Nov 2012 #52

Oh that one brings the funny...excellent find! n/t susanna Nov 2012 #11

omg!! babylonsister Nov 2012 #12

Wonderful vision of the 21st Century Apocalypse. iemitsu Nov 2012 #13

Aw. I almost feel sorry BlueCaliDem Nov 2012 #14

Does anyone see any relationship between Obama's election and the coming release of the ballaratocker Nov 2012 #15

remake of 'Red Dawn'? AlbertCat Nov 2012 #63

lol. HiPointDem Nov 2012 #16

They really are not taking this election well arthritisR_US Nov 2012 #17

The sick and twisted is coming out ... Trajan Nov 2012 #18

That guy's funny Spirochete Nov 2012 #19

Some people say agent46 Nov 2012 #28

They might not PD Turk Nov 2012 #74

OK, who put the LSD in Kilmeade's Kool Aid? Joe Bacon Nov 2012 #20

.. Cha Nov 2012 #21

Glenn Beck is probably writing something similar on FB right now - n/t lbrtbell Nov 2012 #22

Dear FBI... where can I get some C4? DollarBillHines Nov 2012 #23

Healthcare Apocalypse. The Walking Healthy. Night of the Living Living. nolabear Nov 2012 #26

LOL! lunatica Nov 2012 #38

Note to self: gay men perform abortions and will share their weed. nt Deep13 Nov 2012 #27

That was the part that made me think Lucky Luciano Nov 2012 #29

Ding Dong. Hi, we're cold-calling to see if you need an abortion today or some doobie? TheBlackAdder Nov 2012 #30

DING DONG....DO YA HAVE TO RUB IT IN THAT MY MAINSTAY AINT STAYIN? SUSTENANCE MATTERS MAN! Astazia Nov 2012 #61

Hey - those are my nephew's neighbors Mopar151 Nov 2012 #35

It's SATIRE, people. Hissyspit Nov 2012 #31

Good satire will fool you lunatica Nov 2012 #39

indistinguishable? the two gay men knocking pnwest Nov 2012 #51

two gay men knocking at the door offering abortions and pot...that's indistinguishable from reality? AlbertCat Nov 2012 #65

Not that. It's the guy saying that who is undistinguishable lunatica Nov 2012 #71

But so close to what they actually say Nonhlanhla Nov 2012 #68

I figured that out right away........... TheDebbieDee Nov 2012 #78

Classic! K&R!!! (n/t) Moostache Nov 2012 #32

Reminds me of the great satirical "Dispatch from the War on Christmas" John1956PA Nov 2012 #33

Good one! JNelson6563 Nov 2012 #34

Hahahahhaaahhahahahaa! lunatica Nov 2012 #43

Good! Lady Freedom Returns Nov 2012 #73

May have been written by my brother. callous taoboy Nov 2012 #36

Your brother must be very conflicted lunatica Nov 2012 #40

Oh, my! CindyinIndy Nov 2012 #59

I hope that is satire. Odin2005 Nov 2012 #37

It's gotta be satire. Correct spelling and no CAPS or !!!!!! Nevilledog Nov 2012 #44

abortions and marijuana. I'll have some of both, thank you. cali Nov 2012 #41

Hilarious! H2O Man Nov 2012 #42

LOL...I think that is a cousin of mine... OneGrassRoot Nov 2012 #45

What about automatic weapons? HopeHoops Nov 2012 #46

He will be so disappointed when the sky doesn't fall tomorrow! MoonRiver Nov 2012 #47

I hope that's satire. Fantastic Anarchist Nov 2012 #48

At least he'd be locked up inside relayerbob Nov 2012 #49

Lurve it! Chorophyll Nov 2012 #50

Geeez...Don't scare people with a headline like that. sheshe2 Nov 2012 #53

That is fucking hilarious. Fuddnik Nov 2012 #54

Was that Donnie Trump? x2 vancouverite Nov 2012 #55

If you don't need that pot those two nice men offered you, could you forward them to me? marble falls Nov 2012 #56

LOL !!! - K & R !!! WillyT Nov 2012 #57

Ha ha ha ha ha!!!! Initech Nov 2012 #58

One part gullibility, two parts... AgingAmerican Nov 2012 #60

Hopefully you can escape to the Underground Railway and make it to Canada. Oh, wait! retread Nov 2012 #62

Hey, I don't know what drugs treat paranoia and schizophrenia, Jack Sprat Nov 2012 #64

That sounds like Henri the cat, snagglepuss Nov 2012 #66

Hello, I'm Meghan Kelly! We'll have more on this American fighting for freedom, aaaaaa5a Nov 2012 #67

Man, you scared me at first! Duval Nov 2012 #69

Please tell me that was sacasm! Walk away Nov 2012 #70

Even funnier is that my star ended today and the ad on this page is for a Lucinda Nov 2012 #72

LOL!!!!!!! Marrah_G Nov 2012 #75

Did you get that from my brothers Facebook page? liberal N proud Nov 2012 #76

Sounds like Victoria Jackson. Tutonic Nov 2012 #77

Heheeee Shuhered Nov 2012 #79

Whenever I see things like this... awoke_in_2003 Nov 2012 #80

Damn it Will, I thought you were going to flame out here, again tavalon Nov 2012 #81

lol. I was afraid this thread was another DUer saying goodbye to DU. Glad it wasn't Liberal_in_LA Nov 2012 #82

Our best hope.... Plucketeer Nov 2012 #83

He should have used Amazon Prime when he ordered those steel bars for his doors Zorro Nov 2012 #84

Here in the hills of West Virginia the fright goes on too, Hubert Flottz Nov 2012 #85