Can anybody here tell the difference between chimpanzee and human DNA?

[Aussie105]

5. A chimp egg can't be fertilized with human sperm.

Are you suggesting you might get a half human half chimp hybrid?

Not like chimp eggs are easy to get, you'd need a fully capable zoo vet clinic to get those.
They would be collected for a reason, and stored safely in the zoo vet facility.

Then there is the problem of somehow getting those eggs mixed up with human eggs somewhere else.
And then losing the records. (I imagine those are backed up several times in different locations.)

Are you planning something?