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bamagal62

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27. Definitely, she wins
Fri Mar 8, 2024, 11:34 PM
Mar 2024

The prize. We’ll never hear from her again.
The sacrificial lamb. It was bizarre and extremely creepy. That breathy voice and inappropriate smile. I have family in alabama and this was the first I’d ever heard of her. She just tanked her career. She is from Enterprise Al which is the place of the boll weevil festival. (The boll weevil is a pest that infects cotton plants. I wonder if she was boll weevil Queen?)
Enterprise is quite close to the red neck Riviera, near Pensacola. Which is a hotbed of MAGA.

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This was the worst yet. rubbersole Mar 2024 #1
Definitely, she wins bamagal62 Mar 2024 #27
We may never see her again on the national stage, BUT, the idiots down here are too fucking stupid Ferrets are Cool Mar 2024 #30
She will be re-elected in Alabama as many times as she wishes misanthrope Mar 2024 #45
Must Read malaise Mar 2024 #2
I thought it was really well done. I'm sorry I couldn't post his comments on her rank lypocrisy catbyte Mar 2024 #4
She is a hypocrite and a liar malaise Mar 2024 #5
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Well, at least she didn't talk about wearing bread bags on her shoes, rsdsharp Mar 2024 #3
The sexual segment in her speech was odd. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #6
OMG really? MuseRider Mar 2024 #8
It was graphic and detailed. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #10
Thank you for the answer. MuseRider Mar 2024 #12
I don't blame you. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #13
And she would force that raped 12 year old to have her rapist's baby! SunSeeker Mar 2024 #16
Yes it was a bad strategy in a number of ways. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #20
So true but these morons only want thoughts and prayers for victims of gun crimes including the same children they clsi malaise Mar 2024 #31
This message was self-deleted by its author malaise Mar 2024 #32
Yeah, I gave up after less than an agonizing minute. calimary Mar 2024 #42
From the article: "Britt seems to care thucythucy Mar 2024 #11
Exactly. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #14
Was that the part where she describes Farmer-Rick Mar 2024 #17
Yes. Irish_Dem Mar 2024 #21
Yes Farmer-Rick Mar 2024 #33
I finally flipped all the way out MuseRider Mar 2024 #7
Excellent take Doc Sportello Mar 2024 #29
The fact that she let them put her in a kitchen tells me her judgement is suspect. brush Mar 2024 #9
But did they let her put shoes on? 3Hotdogs Mar 2024 #15
Heehee. Good question. Now she's off to Bobby Jindal and Little Marco Land... brush Mar 2024 #19
Sen Tommy Tubaville of Alabama said they chose her because SHE'S A HOUSEWIFE!!! OMGWTF Mar 2024 #24
...and Tuberville said they picked Britt because.... RussBLib Mar 2024 #28
And It Was In The Kitchen! Really Bad Optics for the magats bc Cha Mar 2024 #18
Ithink the honly thing that was unreal was that kitchen, likely a stage set Warpy Mar 2024 #22
I forget... swong19104 Mar 2024 #23
I have never been able to forget her voice & intonation when she said, "I am not a witch"... Hekate Mar 2024 #41
Republicans put their woman in the kitchen for a reason RainCaster Mar 2024 #26
Even with his "oh shucks Mayberry RFD" act, Bobby Jindal tried to be real. ProudMNDemocrat Mar 2024 #34
Republicans' motto: If you can't be good be really really bad. live love laugh Mar 2024 #35
Have to admit I tuned out around half way through appleannie1 Mar 2024 #36
"Britt seems to care about sexual predators except when they're picking running mates." Beartracks Mar 2024 #37
Her phony performance... Beartracks Mar 2024 #38
"The rebuttal to the State of the Union has always been a trap for the politically ambitious. drmeow Mar 2024 #39
Agreed. I can't think of any cringe-worthy performance by a Democrat catbyte Mar 2024 #40
What a hoot! I really enjoyed this opinion piece by Kyle Whitmire! liberalla Mar 2024 #43
Sen. Zombie Bratt (R-Uncanny Valley) 0rganism Mar 2024 #44
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