Hienz takes on: NO CATSUP ON HOT DOGS!!!!

[GaYellowDawg]

84. KETCHUP IS AWESOME

Ketchup is the best condiment, period. It's better than mustard. It's not even close. Ketchup is better than mayonnaise. Far better. Ketchup is better than sriracha. Yeah, I said it. Better than sriracha. Better than hot sauce. Soooo much better than habanero. Better than aioli. Better than truffles in anything. The only condiment that comes close to ketchup is Worcestershire sauce.

If you turn up your nose at ketchup, you're a damn snob who's denying themselves one of the best inventions in human history just to be a damn snob. It's stupid. If Chicagoans hate ketchup, then they deserve to be permanently mired as America's Second City behind New York. Hell, they deserve to drop below Detroit.

Ketchup is awesome. That's all.