Millions Cancel Subscriptions to National Enquirer After Learning Its Stories May Not be True

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25. Of course Borowitz. I should have know when I read that 'millions' canceled their subscription to the NE.

But I do recommend that these papers be taken off of store shelves, and consumers start ragging at the store managers to take these papers off the shelves. Make the NE earn their money the good ol' hard way, like most of us, instead of sitting in a busy retail location already waiting for shoppers to whiz on by, and its loud headlines catches shopper's eyes.

I don't like particularly that they participated in the catch and killing of stories, the suppression of possible evidence to a crime (or crimes). That's the part that really bugs me, that they killed stories obviously the behest of wealthy clients, tRUMP => Cohen => NE editor Pecker => kills sensitive stories about tRUMP AND makes up fake stories about Hillary Clinton, others and prints them. Truly malicious.