Trump Demands Biden Remove Ad of Him Calling Dead Soldiers 'Suckers' and 'Losers'

[Emrys]

61. What's that, Donny?

You want the ad taken down that quotes you, fearful of getting your elaborate hairstyle wet, describing war graves as “filled with losers” (unlike you, who famously boasted that you fulfilled your national service through the selfless winning sacrifice of trying to lay as many misguided women as possible despite the heightened risk of AIDS at the time) and that time you as commander-in-chief called loyal but dead marines “suckers” and that time you said of POWs that you preferred those who “weren’t captured”?

You want the one quoting you complaining that war graves were “filled with losers”, calling marines “suckers” and disrespecting POWs taken down?

That one?

OK, I remember those episodes clearly now. After everything else you've been up to in the mean time, they seem almost quaint.

Yeah, they'd better do that before anyone else is reminded of what you said. I'm sure they'll get right onto that.