Trump insider fretting over how he'll deal with getting his mic cut during Biden debate

[Buns_of_Fire]

32. I'm thinking more in terms of Houdini's Water Torture Cell.

Now, here's how it'll work:

Each candidate will be locked in his own watertight cell, with microphone, speaker, and water intake valve.

When the two-minute "time's up!" light turns red, the water intake valve will open if the candidate is still speaking. I'm not an excessively cruel person, so I'll put it on a 10-second delay to allow the candidate to finish his thought. The intake valve will not close until the candidate stops talking.

In addition, the valve will also open if a candidate speaks out of turn, and will remain open until the candidate shuts the hell up.

Debate results:
Biden got his feet a little wet.
Twump, unfortunately, drowned after the second question.

(This is why they don't put people like me on debate commissions.)