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soldierant

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119. Jesus didn't have to take off his shirt to do so, either.

Mon Jun 24, 2024, 11:17 PM

Jun 2024

The wounds were in his hand s and his feet (and shoes which covered the foot had not been invented.) I'm sure there were also "lots and lots" of wounds on his back from the whipping, and on his head from the "crown of thorns" , but those aren't generally counted. And besides, Trump** would never take off his wig in public.

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Donald Trump Talks About Taking Off His Shirt To Show 'Wounds.' [View all] Peacetrain Jun 2024 OP

Maga Crowd chants, "take it off! Take it all off!" Walleye Jun 2024 #1

Now that's funny. EarnestPutz Jun 2024 #55

And then when he does, a collective dry heave. (nt) Pinback Jun 2024 #64

"Put it back on! Put it back on" Walleye Jun 2024 #89

Please don't take off your shirt Donald Diamond_Dog Jun 2024 #2

Right? Just thinking about it makes me feel nauseous. 🤢 ShazzieB Jun 2024 #49

That would be a felony in and of itself. Sneederbunk Jun 2024 #114

Dare him to do it. Not that I'd actually want to see what's under his shirt. Ocelot II Jun 2024 #3

OMG white as a sheet birdographer Jun 2024 #52

Hey, his saggy nipples are probably bigger than his tiny dick! LOL machoneman Jun 2024 #74

As always, what the hell is he talking about? cyclonefence Jun 2024 #4

I suspect he thinks he's Christ. Joinfortmill Jun 2024 #98

Now, where did they put that big wooden cross again? Donald, we need you to carry this thing for a way... thenelm1 Jun 2024 #113

Double-dog dare ya, but wait till I pull out my airsickness bag Hekate Jun 2024 #5

He thinks he's Jesus. He's delusional. yardwork Jun 2024 #6

Jesus showed Thomas his wounds. Will Trump show us his? Ocelot II Jun 2024 #88

Jesus didn't have to take off his shirt to do so, either. soldierant Jun 2024 #119

Syphilis is on the inside lame54 Jun 2024 #7

Yeah Donnie, I imagine sometimes your rape victims fight back. unblock Jun 2024 #8

Not interested in seeing his corset. fierywoman Jun 2024 #9

Lesions.... not wounds.... getagrip_already Jun 2024 #10

He caught it from Bannon. Dave Bowman Jun 2024 #14

I think syphilis does, too. wnylib Jun 2024 #77

Please proceed. lindysalsagal Jun 2024 #11

Um... ProfessorGAC Jun 2024 #12

Six, if you count Theodore Roosevelt in 1912. rsdsharp Jun 2024 #31

Thanks. That Was A Typo ProfessorGAC Jun 2024 #51

What mind? wnylib Jun 2024 #79

Fair ProfessorGAC Jun 2024 #91

Yargh, eww, I just imagined him with no shirt on! Dave Bowman Jun 2024 #13

Ewwww...gross... TSExile Jun 2024 #15

Stretch marks yes, wounds, no. Meadowoak Jun 2024 #16

He is a puffy old white man who is rich and has people move boxes for him. forgotmylogin Jun 2024 #43

But that mess on Trump's head is real jayschool2013 Jun 2024 #132

Rofl Joinfortmill Jun 2024 #99

Did he get a Purple Heart for stubbing his toe on a golf tee while serving his country. Ping Tung Jun 2024 #17

He got a cut on his finger from a rogue can of Diet Coke. Prof. Toru Tanaka Jun 2024 #70

Note A Pack Of Evangelicals And Tradionalist Catholics Together Sat Through This Without A Blink The Magistrate Jun 2024 #18

Wanting to emulate his boss... Lochloosa Jun 2024 #19

I feel so sorry for that horse. StarryNite Jun 2024 #92

Putin should have been riding a horse of the Ringwraiths, Nazgul! electric_blue68 Jun 2024 #123

TFG will never take off his shirt LetMyPeopleVote Jun 2024 #20

Makes me remember Obama pic in Hawaii Tree Lady Jun 2024 #116

Assuming we are allowed to look for them DFW Jun 2024 #21

Those aren't wounds. More like stretchmarks. calimary Jun 2024 #36

Or, possibly........ DFW Jun 2024 #39

If someone in Hazmat is brave enough to excavate his blubber, MorbidButterflyTat Jun 2024 #80

They had better bring bread crumbs DFW Jun 2024 #121

What color is he really? Arne Jun 2024 #22

Have to call out the Amish community to paint the barn orange. keithbvadu2 Jun 2024 #24

I'd be willing to bet that the parts of his body customarily covered by clothing are ghostly white. ShazzieB Jun 2024 #57

Challenge accepted, Donald. Cameras ready. Take off your shirt. Show us what a he-man you are. keithbvadu2 Jun 2024 #23

No Donny Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin Jun 2024 #25

The first letter is upside down central scrutinizer Jun 2024 #26

Go for it Saint Sebastian no_hypocrisy Jun 2024 #27

Love the reference.... CTyankee Jun 2024 #34

He is stark raving malaise Jun 2024 #58

Bwaaaah! 😄 electric_blue68 Jun 2024 #122

Diapers, girdles, and corsets are WOUNDS? Bundbuster Jun 2024 #28

"I've taken a lot of wounds...more than I suspect any president ever" Wednesdays Jun 2024 #29

Oy! Such a martyr complex. calimary Jun 2024 #40

Remember, he was tortured in prison DET Jun 2024 #30

He'll reveal dweller Jun 2024 #32

That's an opening that would lead Biden at a loss for words rurallib Jun 2024 #59

Donald von Schitzenpantz doesn't have stigmata... alterfurz Jun 2024 #66

NOOOOOOO! Jilly_in_VA Jun 2024 #33

CREEPY! BittyJenkins Jun 2024 #35

I'm getting a Vladimir Harkonnen-soaking-in-an-oil bath vibe from this. Efilroft Sul Jun 2024 #37

Will SOMEONE think of the children ??? 😮 OnDoutside Jun 2024 #38

There was a fake picture of trump Danascot Jun 2024 #41

He probably has nipples the size of record albums. Leave the shirt on, fuckface. LuckyCharms Jun 2024 #42

This message was self-deleted by its author kimbutgar Jun 2024 #44

Ass hole, shooting your self in the foot and and pulling your foot out of your mouth and scratches from your ... marble falls Jun 2024 #45

Diaper rash... more than I suspect any president ever.... Blue Owl Jun 2024 #46

he's slipping into psychosis barbtries Jun 2024 #47

Julius Caesar was stabbed 23 times - by Senators, no less. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2024 #48

? et tu Jun 2024 #87

He slips into WTF mode so easily Johonny Jun 2024 #50

Demented, minimally. Evolve Dammit Jun 2024 #53

Trump has gone mad. hadEnuf Jun 2024 #54

Hmmm Abstractartist Jun 2024 #56

Yeah. The fukkin Roman soldiers with their spears --- don't give a fuck who they stab. 3Hotdogs Jun 2024 #60

Haven't we seen this before? usonian Jun 2024 #61

Save it for the debate, Donwuld - you'll impress a lot more people that way. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2024 #62

FF45 has been fighting uphill, me boys... Blue Owl Jun 2024 #63

Maybe he took a yard dart to the chest when he was young. Mosby Jun 2024 #65

Maybe he can show the bone spurs that kept him out of the draft during the war in Vietnam? Uncle Joe Jun 2024 #67

I see he already has that cocky smirk on his face at that age. llmart Jun 2024 #72

Is that a truly punchable face or what? Johnny Noshoes Jun 2024 #97

Walking Tall Movie bmichaelh Jun 2024 #68

He's confusing syphilis with stigmata JoseBalow Jun 2024 #69

That isn't a wound SomedayKindaLove Jun 2024 #71

He really is losing it. Why would he say anything that is so easy to disprove. Botany Jun 2024 #73

Oh my eyes Bird Lady Jun 2024 #75

Seriously angrychair Jun 2024 #76

He's got Pigmata (R) BoRaGard Jun 2024 #78

LOL! Ocelot II Jun 2024 #81

Rofl Joinfortmill Jun 2024 #101

Nail him to the cross, let's see if he comes back after 3 days IronLionZion Jun 2024 #82

I think the story goes-- Bayard Jun 2024 #93

Rofl Joinfortmill Jun 2024 #103

Shark bites? moondust Jun 2024 #83

Please for the love of God keep your shirt on Saoirse9 Jun 2024 #84

It'd be like looking at that circus stunman who catches a cannonball in slo-mo ArkansasDemocrat1 Jun 2024 #120

Word is he has man boob spurs BeyondGeography Jun 2024 #85

TSF is a total crack pot and he seems to be going down hill every day. flashman13 Jun 2024 #86

Wrinkles and fat are not wounds! dchill Jun 2024 #90

How can anybody be so effing stupid as to believe his shit? StarryNite Jun 2024 #94

A fundraising mailer sent out today makes a claim that he was "tortured" at the allegorical oracle Jun 2024 #95

Ok, he's nuts. Joinfortmill Jun 2024 #96

Please don't take off your shirt - all of that 78-year old hanging fat on your chest and mid section will make me vomit iluvtennis Jun 2024 #100

Was Stormy Daniels available for comment? SouthBayDem Jun 2024 #102

No, it's scars from when Melania found out about Stormy Daniels. Figured that would leave a few marks.... dutch777 Jun 2024 #108

Such a fucking faux martyr. spanone Jun 2024 #104

Really? Hyperbole. I think George Washington. James Monroe, haele Jun 2024 #105

Next thing you know he will claim he has nail scars in his hands and feet and don't forget the stab wound on his side. appleannie1 Jun 2024 #106

"Your diseases lovingly cared for, for all eternity." C_U_L8R Jun 2024 #107

That's the movie I posted a picture here of this characters backside and it was too much for some people! kimbutgar Jun 2024 #137

This reminds me of when GeeDumbya Bush went to Walter Reed Army hospital and bragged to the OMGWTF Jun 2024 #109

How the hell does anyone think this is acceptable? Doodley Jun 2024 #110

It's not - he's completely morphed into America's "Drunk Uncle" FakeNoose Jun 2024 #117

If this happened in another Western democracy, the media would hold Trump to account for what he says. Doodley Jun 2024 #131

What an asshole. EndlessWire Jun 2024 #111

This message was self-deleted by its author Blue Idaho Jun 2024 #112

The prison guards are dreading having to see Ilsa Jun 2024 #115

Good Grief! He will never remove his clothing to prove it and that's perfectly fine with me... Rhiannon12866 Jun 2024 #118

All you might see is AdamGG Jun 2024 #124

He's jacked like his NFT cards show. rubbersole Jun 2024 #125

What??? he isn't claiming the stigmata yet??? Although. . . there were those pics niyad Jun 2024 #126

jfc RandySF Jun 2024 #127

Wounds from secret bypass surgery maybe? Or lipo? live love laugh Jun 2024 #128

At this rate, he'll be parading around naked before long dlk Jun 2024 #129

Anatomically Correct (no stigmata) Marcuse Jun 2024 #130

What ever became of those fiberglass statues? ChazInAz Jun 2024 #135

If he had a paper cut in custody it would be worse than any POTUS Norbert Jun 2024 #133

Barfathon . . . nt Richard D Jun 2024 #134

He doesn't need to take off his shirt to show them his "heel spurs." Martin68 Jun 2024 #136

This Has To Be Made Up Beowulf42 Jun 2024 #138

Ketchup stains Wicked Blue Jun 2024 #139

Many beautiful wounds C OH Dem Jun 2024 #140

Who believes this bullshit? mzmolly Jun 2024 #141

traitortrump must've been having nightmares about a firing squad. Hermit-The-Prog Jun 2024 #142