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12. I don't understand this bible lesson.

Fri Jun 28, 2024, 07:30 PM

Jun 2024

I never studied the bible in Catholic school. (Grades 1-5)

Looks like I missed out.

So a woman is given fine jewelry made of gold and silver by a man.
Ok I got that.

Then she turns into a prostitute and lures the johns in with
the flashy jewelry given to her by another man?

Or she makes craven images with the gold and silver and then
has sex with these gold and silver statues?

WTH?

The nuns were so right to just give us our little catechisms.

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OK says Bible to be taught in public schools. Which parts will they teach? I'll start: [View all] Cattledog Jun 2024 OP

Definitely Old Testament mean shit. pwb Jun 2024 #1

If I was a teacher in Oklahoma, could I take the Ron Swanson approach? Initech Jun 2024 #2

Ezekiel 16:17. Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #3

you would make a great teacher rurallib Jun 2024 #4

Sure, if I didn't get sucked into all that idol business Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #5

Or this: Ocelot II Jun 2024 #8

Hmm, Trump supporters might like that part about the bowel movement Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #10

Not "bowel movements." Movement of the interior of the abdomen, such as orgasm. Hekate Jun 2024 #16

Too confusing, that whole thing needs a re-write. Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #18

There have been several re-writes, in all languages. The Roman Catholics have their version... Hekate Jun 2024 #33

Shakespeare sometimes didn't understand Shakespeare Wednesdays Jun 2024 #24

Poetry. Took me a long time to understand "He laughs at scars that never felt a wound." Hekate Jun 2024 #34

Never thought about the connection between the King James Version and the Bard. Abolishinist Jun 2024 #43

What a great question. As far as I know they don't. Hekate Jun 2024 #44

I don't understand this bible lesson. Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #12

I think the lesson is Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #17

Oh for god's sake is this for real? Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #20

They're going to have a hell of a time teaching all of this to second graders. Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #21

Oh boy. Christian religion classes are sure interesting. Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #23

Just one question CanonRay Jun 2024 #27

They came from other tribes. Over there. Each answer leads to another question, doesn't it? Hekate Jun 2024 #35

Eventually, yes CanonRay Jun 2024 #41

The Bible said Adam had many sons and daughters. former9thward Jun 2024 #39

Well, Sister Jesczewina didn't know, or wouldn't say CanonRay Jun 2024 #42

That is not what that section of the Old Testament is about. former9thward Jun 2024 #38

in honor of trump, thou shalt not commit adultery nt msongs Jun 2024 #6

I believe the law says the Bible must be included in all lessons ... eppur_se_muova Jun 2024 #7

Exactly, accelerant+ignitor+fuel. Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #15

"If a woman doesn't cry out it is not rape and she will be stoned to death" Autumn Jun 2024 #9

I think they should start with Song of Solomon.😂nt Phoenix61 Jun 2024 #11

Very popular with adolescents Hekate Jun 2024 #36

It certainly won't include BigMin28 Jun 2024 #13

The Song of Songs. Really beautiful poetry, but R-rated Hekate Jun 2024 #14

Um, which bible? nt TBF Jun 2024 #19

During which classes will they teach it in? LiberalFighter Jun 2024 #22

So long as it's the Old Testament. None of this "woke" New Testament stuff. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2024 #25

Acts: the holding all things in common verses ... sanatanadharma Jun 2024 #26

My personal favorite -- Job 1:6-12, where Satan hangs with God & they ruin Job's life and murder his family on a bet 0rganism Jun 2024 #28

Selective Bible lessons... The Slave Bible keithbvadu2 Jun 2024 #29

Ok, settle down, Kindergartners Ishoutandscream2 Jun 2024 #30

Genesis 32-36 " Let's get our father to drink wine and then 4139 Jun 2024 #31

Fav Buybull verse: Sibelius Fan Jun 2024 #32

Selective Bible lessons 2... Beating your babies keithbvadu2 Jun 2024 #37

What's pertinent to the topic at hand. Igel Jun 2024 #40