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Xavier Breath

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18. Too confusing, that whole thing needs a re-write.

Reply to Hekate (Reply #16)

Fri Jun 28, 2024, 07:41 PM

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OK says Bible to be taught in public schools. Which parts will they teach? I'll start: [View all] Cattledog Jun 2024 OP

Definitely Old Testament mean shit. pwb Jun 2024 #1

If I was a teacher in Oklahoma, could I take the Ron Swanson approach? Initech Jun 2024 #2

Ezekiel 16:17. Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #3

you would make a great teacher rurallib Jun 2024 #4

Sure, if I didn't get sucked into all that idol business Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #5

Or this: Ocelot II Jun 2024 #8

Hmm, Trump supporters might like that part about the bowel movement Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #10

Not "bowel movements." Movement of the interior of the abdomen, such as orgasm. Hekate Jun 2024 #16

Too confusing, that whole thing needs a re-write. Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #18

There have been several re-writes, in all languages. The Roman Catholics have their version... Hekate Jun 2024 #33

Shakespeare sometimes didn't understand Shakespeare Wednesdays Jun 2024 #24

Poetry. Took me a long time to understand "He laughs at scars that never felt a wound." Hekate Jun 2024 #34

Never thought about the connection between the King James Version and the Bard. Abolishinist Jun 2024 #43

What a great question. As far as I know they don't. Hekate Jun 2024 #44

I don't understand this bible lesson. Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #12

I think the lesson is Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #17

Oh for god's sake is this for real? Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #20

They're going to have a hell of a time teaching all of this to second graders. Xavier Breath Jun 2024 #21

Oh boy. Christian religion classes are sure interesting. Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #23

Just one question CanonRay Jun 2024 #27

They came from other tribes. Over there. Each answer leads to another question, doesn't it? Hekate Jun 2024 #35

Eventually, yes CanonRay Jun 2024 #41

The Bible said Adam had many sons and daughters. former9thward Jun 2024 #39

Well, Sister Jesczewina didn't know, or wouldn't say CanonRay Jun 2024 #42

That is not what that section of the Old Testament is about. former9thward Jun 2024 #38

in honor of trump, thou shalt not commit adultery nt msongs Jun 2024 #6

I believe the law says the Bible must be included in all lessons ... eppur_se_muova Jun 2024 #7

Exactly, accelerant+ignitor+fuel. Irish_Dem Jun 2024 #15

"If a woman doesn't cry out it is not rape and she will be stoned to death" Autumn Jun 2024 #9

I think they should start with Song of Solomon.😂nt Phoenix61 Jun 2024 #11

Very popular with adolescents Hekate Jun 2024 #36

It certainly won't include BigMin28 Jun 2024 #13

The Song of Songs. Really beautiful poetry, but R-rated Hekate Jun 2024 #14

Um, which bible? nt TBF Jun 2024 #19

During which classes will they teach it in? LiberalFighter Jun 2024 #22

So long as it's the Old Testament. None of this "woke" New Testament stuff. Buns_of_Fire Jun 2024 #25

Acts: the holding all things in common verses ... sanatanadharma Jun 2024 #26

My personal favorite -- Job 1:6-12, where Satan hangs with God & they ruin Job's life and murder his family on a bet 0rganism Jun 2024 #28

Selective Bible lessons... The Slave Bible keithbvadu2 Jun 2024 #29

Ok, settle down, Kindergartners Ishoutandscream2 Jun 2024 #30

Genesis 32-36 " Let's get our father to drink wine and then 4139 Jun 2024 #31

Fav Buybull verse: Sibelius Fan Jun 2024 #32

Selective Bible lessons 2... Beating your babies keithbvadu2 Jun 2024 #37

What's pertinent to the topic at hand. Igel Jun 2024 #40