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14. A lot of people are saying JD Vance fucks couches.

Wed Jul 24, 2024, 12:09 AM

Jul 2024

Idk, JD Vance looks exactly like what I'd expect a couch fucker to look like.

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I never read Vance's book. Did he write about fucking a couch? [View all] Orangepeel Jul 2024 OP

No, it's a hoax. TwilightZone Jul 2024 #1

thanks! Orangepeel Jul 2024 #6

No, he did not. Check Snopes n/t servermsh Jul 2024 #2

Like these two Renew Deal Jul 2024 #7

No, it's false, but it's pretty funny, Ocelot II Jul 2024 #4

Vance is not really a hillbilly Zambero Jul 2024 #5

So, you're saying that hillbillys screw their couches? SlimJimmy Jul 2024 #20

Deliverance? Zambero Jul 2024 #21

Dunno ... could be true dweller Jul 2024 #8

Actually, he started off hating his sofa. surfered Jul 2024 #9

Not in the book Mz Pip Jul 2024 #10

At this point he may as well have. Solly Mack Jul 2024 #11

It's not true but the damage is done. It'll meme itself into being true. Self Esteem Jul 2024 #12

They said he also invented Al Gore Rhythms DontBelieveEastisEas Jul 2024 #15

no bigtree Jul 2024 #13

A lot of people are saying JD Vance fucks couches. NoveltySocks Jul 2024 #14

I have also heard the rumor that JD Vance is a Couch Fucker. Sky Jewels Jul 2024 #16

LOL NoveltySocks Jul 2024 #17

... Sky Jewels Jul 2024 #18

No, it's simply a transcription error. Disaffected Jul 2024 #19

Yes with Vaseline and a latex glove. He's pretty proud of it. Emile Jul 2024 #22

I just found out about this tonight karin_sj Jul 2024 #23

Hahahah! karin_sj Jul 2024 #24