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bluesbassman

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45. Have they sat on every sofa he had access to?

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Thu Jul 25, 2024, 02:51 PM

Jul 2024

I find that highly unlikely. I’m still going with him being a divan diddler until all settees are accounted for.

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Breaking News: The Associated Press says J D Vance did not have sex with a sofa. [View all] surfered Jul 2024 OP

Yeah, but what about that pillow on the sofa? BeyondGeography Jul 2024 #1

Michael Lindell is suing for Alienation of Affections! Wonder Why Jul 2024 #39

How does the AP know? Doc Sportello Jul 2024 #2

Streisand effect orthoclad Jul 2024 #3

His running mate did pay hush money to a pornstar though ck4829 Jul 2024 #4

Fine, no sex, but you know he at least got to second base. Xavier Breath Jul 2024 #5

just the cushions, then. bigtree Jul 2024 #6

Love seat Historic NY Jul 2024 #7

So, he claims it is a chaiste lounge, and... LudwigPastorius Jul 2024 #8

😆 MerryBlooms Jul 2024 #9

When I get that feeling dweller Jul 2024 #10

OMG! Pinback Jul 2024 #28

That's a beauty! n/t Harker Jul 2024 #43

Hunter Thompson explained "pig-fucker politics" in his book "Fear and Loathing on the Campaign Trail": Ocelot II Jul 2024 #11

We think alike - I posted that excerpt on another thread at 0700 hrs CEST today. GoneOffShore Jul 2024 #18

Great minds think alike surfered Jul 2024 #25

Did they include a description of the so-called fact check? Hugin Jul 2024 #12

I just read they pulled the factcheck AZSkiffyGeek Jul 2024 #13

...So please stop saying that JD Vance a Couch Copulator or a Sofa Screwer. Sky Jewels Jul 2024 #14

Stealing all of those - And heading off to Facebook with them. GoneOffShore Jul 2024 #19

ROFL! still-prayin4rain Jul 2024 #22

Nor does he subscribe to Ottomandate. (nt) Pinback Jul 2024 #32

How would AP know? They weren't there. Sneederbunk Jul 2024 #15

This message was self-deleted by its author PCIntern Jul 2024 #16

Define "sex" tinrobot Jul 2024 #17

How did they know were they in his home? Dem4life1234 Jul 2024 #20

He writes about it in his book Captain Zero Jul 2024 #48

They were just good friends Hekate Jul 2024 #21

friends with benefits debm55 Jul 2024 #38

They had a free use arrangement. Captain Zero Jul 2024 #49

We can't ask the sofa. It fell out of a window. dameatball Jul 2024 #23

Anybody remember that line from "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance"? lastlib Jul 2024 #24

The sofa has made no comment surfered Jul 2024 #26

IOW, it hasn't denied it...... lastlib Jul 2024 #30

She should make a statement/ad like the "I am not a witch" one themaguffin Jul 2024 #27

Snopes agrees but hey they make shit up all the time underpants Jul 2024 #29

"He did, everybody knows it. You know it, I know Klarkashton Jul 2024 #31

NSFW IrishAfricanAmerican Jul 2024 #33

Maybe the sofa was paid hush money surfered Jul 2024 #34

It was a sleeper sofa notemason Jul 2024 #35

Whatever you do, don't tell Vance about this couch Pinback Jul 2024 #36

Is that the front or the back? lame54 Jul 2024 #42

"We can't prove that he's a couchfucker." BlueTsunami2018 Jul 2024 #37

Just because they can't prove it, doesn't mean it's not true. Emile Jul 2024 #40

Then why are the quarters sticky? lame54 Jul 2024 #41

Of course he didn't have sex with it. He "made love" to it. n/t LuckyCharms Jul 2024 #44

Have they sat on every sofa he had access to? bluesbassman Jul 2024 #45

He resisted, and he prevailed Beastly Boy Jul 2024 #46

Sectional healing. mucholderthandirt Jul 2024 #47

Supposedly they retracted it. Renew Deal Jul 2024 #50

Correct. I'll post their retraction tomorrow AM surfered Jul 2024 #58

good to know BlueWaveNeverEnd Jul 2024 #51

If his pants were down and there wasn't any penetration, can it really be said he had sex? dem4decades Jul 2024 #52

But a recliner claims to have a sex video onandup Jul 2024 #53

ridiculous Skittles Jul 2024 #54

Define "sex". Think. Again. Jul 2024 #55

What, vetting didn't turn up his blue couch problem? getagrip_already Jul 2024 #56

It was a settee. Kid Berwyn Jul 2024 #57

Omg. 😆😆😆 FlyingPiggy Jul 2024 #59

Because he was having problems staying up? Mountainguy Jul 2024 #60