Did you hear what JD Vance did to his PaPaws favorite recliner? [View all]

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Did JD Vance fuck a couch? It doesn't matter. It doesn't make one bit of difference if it's true. It's funny and demeaning. The right never NEVER cares if something negative about an opponent is true or not, they repeat it ad nauseum until it becomes part of the common belief. Hillary didn't BLEACH HER EMAILS!!!. Joe Biden didn't SHIT HIS PANTS!!! Michelle Obama isn't A MAN!!! But every low information/IQ MAGAt believes these bullshit lies without question because they have heard them over and over again.

It doesn't matter one bit if it is true that JD Vance fucked a couch, an ottoman, or a loveseat or has a furniture fetish. But if we can repeat it often and long enough, it will stick to him like jizz to a La-Z-Boy. So quit worrying about qualifying this made-up story with two sources and a link to fact-check.org. Just run with it. The next time you talk to a MAGA person casually drop into the conversation, "Ya know, that JD Vance is kind of weird. I heard he had boinked a beanbag chair." and walk away.

Here are some other bon mots: I heard that little freaky fucker diddled a divan, shtupped a settee, banged a box-spring, made love to MeeMaw's mattress, violated a vanity, assaulted an armchair, made whoopee to a cushion, jerked it in the junk drawer.

What kind of pervert fucks furniture? Possibly JD Vance. I mean he hasn't denied it.

See, none of that is true but it is funny and said loud and long enough, will become as much a part of old JD's persona as the fake hillbilly bootstraps image he manufactured.