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BlueKota

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52. Did you ever read or had the New Testament read to you?

Thu Aug 15, 2024, 02:53 PM

Aug 2024

Were the things that, Jesus Christ, the man you profess to follow, preached like forgiveness and love, just too woke for you? If your answer is yes, are you sure, you're being honest with yourself and the public about actually being a Christian?

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If you were forced to eat at a restaurant with JD Vance, what would you say to him? [View all] geekboy009 Aug 2024 OP

I wouldn't say much griffi94 Aug 2024 #1

And the cat(s) on the couch. jeffreyi Aug 2024 #40

Who died and made you the arbiter of all that is insightful in the world? tetedur Aug 2024 #2

"Here, take this pill with your food." Ron Green Aug 2024 #3

Why are you always so angry, so hateful, so vengeful? getagrip_already Aug 2024 #4

I would throw my drink in his face and walk out obamanut2012 Aug 2024 #5

Excuse me... PXR-5 Aug 2024 #6

+1...make sure to leave him with the check though. nt Shermann Aug 2024 #56

What's your favorite upholstery fabric? Ocelot II Aug 2024 #7

My cat, that I brought with me, would like a tall glass of catnip. Jrose Aug 2024 #8

VOTE BLUE ! chouchou Aug 2024 #9

Kiss my ass Chakaconcarne Aug 2024 #10

Lost my appetite. Goodbye. Jerk. FullySupportDems Aug 2024 #11

"Waitress! There's a fly in my soup and now the hillbilly wants one!" Hugin Aug 2024 #12

What did the great American Hannibal Lecter say before eating his victims? Kid Berwyn Aug 2024 #13

"WTF is the 'early couch special'?" nt Carlitos Brigante Aug 2024 #14

Hmm DeepWinter Aug 2024 #15

Well, to further the fantasy... OldBaldy1701E Aug 2024 #16

I would leave... 2naSalit Aug 2024 #17

"Shut up and eat". Think. Again. Aug 2024 #18

Fuck any good couches lately, Flipper? Aviation Pro Aug 2024 #19

Why the fuck do you push a white nationalist agenda whilst being married to a woman of colour/having children of colour? Celerity Aug 2024 #20

I'm gonna eat a big pasta meal so that PCIntern Aug 2024 #21

"I would not eat that if I were you. That's cat meat." ProudMNDemocrat Aug 2024 #22

Forced to eat? 🤢 Dear_Prudence Aug 2024 #23

Unless I were forced to sit at his table and eat, I wouldn't say anything to him. ** misanthrope Aug 2024 #24

I wouldn't eat. I'd spend most of my time reading my phone haele Aug 2024 #25

"Try the pufferfish." Efilroft Sul Aug 2024 #26

I would say please don't say anything, I don't want Emile Aug 2024 #27

Eat shit Nazi-boy,.. that is all that's on the menu for you. magicarpet Aug 2024 #28

Easy claudette Aug 2024 #29

Taste my food before I eat it, JD Beastly Boy Aug 2024 #30

Some Obvious Questions. Babywhale Aug 2024 #31

I would say GaYellowDawg Aug 2024 #32

I would ask him about his handlers mahina Aug 2024 #33

What's it like being on the Titanic? dem4decades Aug 2024 #34

I'd say, "Can you take this plate? I'm done with it." ificandream Aug 2024 #35

I wouldn't say anything to him. I go to a restaurant to eat comradebillyboy Aug 2024 #36

Shut up Rebl2 Aug 2024 #37

Ask him if he ever reread his book. Freethinker65 Aug 2024 #38

Nothing Kaleva Aug 2024 #39

Waiter, can you find me a table for one? milestogo Aug 2024 #41

"Here, try some honey on that biscuit" (while emptying tube of superglue). nt eppur_se_muova Aug 2024 #42

CHECK PLEASE!!! winstars Aug 2024 #43

"Nice chairs, aren't they?" -misanthroptimist Aug 2024 #44

"Just Shut Up, Man" ProfessorGAC Aug 2024 #45

"Can we sit at a table and not a booth?" JuJuChen Aug 2024 #46

love it geekboy009 Aug 2024 #49

Do you like your possum fried or cooked in wine? no_hypocrisy Aug 2024 #47

I would ignore the hell out of his Secret Service-protected ass Hekate Aug 2024 #48

"Grade school across the street; are you allowed to be here?" Torchlight Aug 2024 #50

"Go away." RandySF Aug 2024 #51

Did you ever read or had the New Testament read to you? BlueKota Aug 2024 #52

He's following his lard and savior just fine Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #73

Where do you actually live in Ohio? maxsolomon Aug 2024 #53

I'd say Bundbuster Aug 2024 #54

make sure yuo get separate checks nt msongs Aug 2024 #55

stop talking The Wizard Aug 2024 #57

"I hear this place has a first-rate shit sandwich. Why not give it a try?" (nt) Paladin Aug 2024 #58

" As a lifelong Ohioan, Diamond_Dog Aug 2024 #59

"Thank you for paying for my meal..." DBoon Aug 2024 #60

You know Figarosmom Aug 2024 #61

Message from an Unhuman: pat_k Aug 2024 #62

Just press "record" and let him rant. WestMichRad Aug 2024 #63

So which couch is more attractive - leather, zebra, or floral? Initech Aug 2024 #64

Please don't eat in front of me LeftInTX Aug 2024 #65

Which hospital would you prefer? pecosbob Aug 2024 #66

🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮 a kennedy Aug 2024 #67

MEOW!!!!! Xolodno Aug 2024 #68

"there's no way I'm sitting here onethatcares Aug 2024 #69

Go ahead. Bantamfancier Aug 2024 #70

lives are of equal value.. no matter the number of cats owned or babies birthed. BlueWaveNeverEnd Aug 2024 #71

If this was a real opportunity... WarGamer Aug 2024 #72