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Celerity

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46. Deffo seat 10. Aisle seat and Lindsey and I could have a chat about that tom Uncle Ruckus next to him.

Sun Aug 25, 2024, 06:55 PM

Aug 2024

Main concern would be that piece of hogshit klanette EmptyG kicking the back of my seat with her pasty neanderthal legs.

When I got up to use the loo, btw, I would slip a La-Z-Boy brochure on Vance’s tray when he wasn’t looking.

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8 Hour Flight. Pick Your Seat. [View all] demmiblue Aug 2024 OP

I'd rather walk to my destination Deuxcents Aug 2024 #1

I would take the train. But if I had to choose I would pick #5 because skylucy Aug 2024 #2

Good reasoning biophile Aug 2024 #3

The individual sitting next to seat 3 True Dough Aug 2024 #4

9. definitely... ret5hd Aug 2024 #5

#9... Hugin Aug 2024 #6

Then again, if I took seat 5 True Dough Aug 2024 #7

10. Lindsey and Clarence DET Aug 2024 #8

Get a few drinks into Lindsey and the gossipy stories would entertain for the whole flight. betsuni Aug 2024 #9

Good point. Irish_Dem Aug 2024 #33

Seat 9. Abolishinist Aug 2024 #10

Be sure to get SocialDemocrat61 Aug 2024 #52

I'll Upgrade To 1st Class ProfessorGAC Aug 2024 #11

That Is First Class DET Aug 2024 #13

Three Seats On One Side Of The Aisle In First Class? ProfessorGAC Aug 2024 #14

Good Point DET Aug 2024 #22

5 Across Too ProfessorGAC Aug 2024 #28

I'd be arrested before... S/V Loner Aug 2024 #12

I would be insane before takeoff. Irish_Dem Aug 2024 #34

Which ever seat is next to the emergency exit SocialDemocrat61 Aug 2024 #15

The lavatory. Oopsie Daisy Aug 2024 #16

If you unscrew the toilet, you can climb down into the baggage compartment. PeaceWave Aug 2024 #20

Totally worth it! Oopsie Daisy Aug 2024 #24

With the right amount of hard-boiled eggs and several bottles of dark beer, seat #2. Efilroft Sul Aug 2024 #17

I'll walk ZonkerHarris Aug 2024 #18

#9 next to Boebert. Stewardess; could I have a blanket please? keithbvadu2 Aug 2024 #19

So, about 15 minutes into the flight... Hugin Aug 2024 #23

Too much heavy theory. I was not thinking politics. keithbvadu2 Aug 2024 #26

Cancel the trip. Sogo Aug 2024 #21

Seat next to Lindsay Graham. Christopher Steele oasis Aug 2024 #25

Too bad Rudy is not there. You would not have to spend money. He will already get his own. keithbvadu2 Aug 2024 #29

Rudy's broke as hell. Greyhound Bus for his sorry oasis Aug 2024 #31

He'll have a bottle of Mad Dog in a brown paper bag. keithbvadu2 Aug 2024 #35

2 Aviation Pro Aug 2024 #27

I'll take 3. sinkingfeeling Aug 2024 #30

#3 Retrograde Aug 2024 #32

#8, cuz for one it's an aisle seat & also I'm waaaayy too old for Gaetz to even give me the time of day. CrispyQ Aug 2024 #36

Best answer - I was thinking the same FakeNoose Aug 2024 #45

The wing. redstatebluegirl Aug 2024 #37

When I walked into the plane & saw the choices, I'd scream that it smells until the crew ordered me off the flight. Wonder Why Aug 2024 #38

3, or I'd take a different flight sakabatou Aug 2024 #39

Three. Conjuay Aug 2024 #40

'Hello, Amtrak?' Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #41

If I absolutely had to pick... Zoomie1986 Aug 2024 #42

I would rather take a slow boat Tree Lady Aug 2024 #43

If could bring Cat, would pick #5, otherwise walk. PufPuf23 Aug 2024 #44

Deffo seat 10. Aisle seat and Lindsey and I could have a chat about that tom Uncle Ruckus next to him. Celerity Aug 2024 #46

Window seat Mz Pip Aug 2024 #47

Well, I just DID take an 8 hour flight. DFW Aug 2024 #48

If they were all on the same flight PikaBlue Aug 2024 #49

8. Then I'd slam my seat back at Mitch the whole trip. vanlassie Aug 2024 #50

The landing gear wheel well. Ocelot II Aug 2024 #51

Seat 3 Bettie Aug 2024 #53

10 mercuryblues Aug 2024 #54

Yes. Definitely seat 3. (n/t) OldBaldy1701E Aug 2024 #55

Is "jump out of the plane" an option? If not, #3 looks like the best choice Bleacher Creature Aug 2024 #56

cargo bay arkielib Aug 2024 #57

9 FRANKPAGS Aug 2024 #58

#10 drunken lindsey and clare-clare would be the most fun. Aisle seat for easy escape. Clouds Passing Aug 2024 #59

1-800-Give me a parachute! Golden Raisin Aug 2024 #60

I'll walk... purr-rat beauty Aug 2024 #61

3 obamanut2012 Aug 2024 #62

5, bring my cat photos + cat art. pansypoo53219 Aug 2024 #63

I choose Satan. LudwigPastorius Aug 2024 #64

1. And then D.B. Cooper it off the plane Tribetime Aug 2024 #65

3 GoodRaisin Aug 2024 #66

#3 might make for interesting conversation 0rganism Aug 2024 #67

#9 would be an interesting choice mnmoderatedem Aug 2024 #68

Stay home ribrepin Aug 2024 #69

10 for take off and landing. The toilet for the rest of the flight. meadowlander Aug 2024 #70

Better question: why would I want to go where they are going? Blaukraut Aug 2024 #71

#9. 'Cause I'm a freak like that. SKKY Aug 2024 #72