Tucker Carlson claims that he was physically attacked and mauled by a spiritual demon at night

[niyad]

18. Hey, tuckems, I checked with my opposite number in the demon league, and I

was told that none of them were being punished by having to interact with you. On the other hand, you have pissed off so many of the other realms, it would be almost impossible to tell if any of them, as opposed to, say, alcohol ("demon" rum?), or perhaps funny mushrooms, were involved.

And why would you not have said something at the time? Just think of the attention, adoration, and coin, you would have received.