What the hell is wrong with the word "crisp?"

[muriel_volestrangler]

79. 'Snuck' has overtaken 'sneaked' in written American English, though 'crisp' is still ahead of 'crispy'

https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=snuck%2Csneaked&year_start=1800&year_end=2022&corpus=en-US&smoothing=3&case_insensitive=false

https://books.google.com/ngrams/graph?content=crisp%2Ccrispy&year_start=1800&year_end=2022&corpus=en-US&smoothing=3&case_insensitive=false

The Oxford English Dictionary admitted 'snuck' into the lexicon in 1998: https://www.washingtonpost.com/archive/lifestyle/1998/12/26/it-snuck-into-the-oed/2feebed5-7dce-451f-8d97-426ded921166/

The first written use of "sneaked" or "snuck" was "sneaked", but not until the 1830s: https://www.researchgate.net/publication/278394686_How_snuck_sneaked_into_English_and_drug_is_still_dragging_behind_A_corpus_study_on_the_usage_of_new_past_tense_forms_for_sneak_and_drag_in_British_and_American_English

The earliest known use of the adjective crispy is in the Middle English period (1150—1500). OED's earliest evidence for crispy is from 1398, in a translation by John Trevisa, translator.

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/crispy_adj